Naked woman shuts down 290

Shut down the whole freeway now, situation is escalating.

 

A friend summed this one up fairly whale (get it?) I think:
"Wow, bath salts are real"

 

Repped

 

They shut down both sides of the freeway now. WTF.

 

They pulled her down according to this alert I received. Lanes back open. What a nut case

 

Pretty sure that's just DD protesting Morey.

 

I'm going to katy mills right to shop for a cowboy outfit to see pitbull. This b**** better not be on my way. I'll RKO her ass from that top of the truck all down to a ditch on a table.

 

Needed NSFW, NSFL, NSAA, NS!

 

What a time to be alive

 

Hopefully she's out of jail by November, for Trump's sake.

 

now that's a moon!

 

Wiggle it. . just a little bit

Rocket River

 

Spoiler

 

That's no moon.. that's a space station!

 

Eww...looks like a loose leather suit....

 

Body too bootylicious!...

 

Sadly, this is what most Houstonian women look like.

#shamehouston

 

Lulz.

 

So, is it your mom?





PS not to insult your mom, I'm just making a reference to an earlier post.

 

Probably some Baytown heifer who stayed up too late doing bath salts with her dealer and attempted to drive home on a Monday morning on 290 in time to make her shift at IHOP.