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Naked men in the shower.

Discussion in 'BBS Hangout' started by The Real Shady, Jul 7, 2006.

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  1. JunkyardDwg

    JunkyardDwg Contributing Member

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    OMG ROFL.... that's some funny s**t right there!
     
  2. pradaxpimp

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    thats how i roll.
     
  3. rrj_gamz

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    Its like that up here too...At first, i was like damn, cover that sh*t up, but now, hell, when in rome...it's mostly the older guys, which is kinda bothersome...
     
  4. Jeff

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    See, you're ruining the fantasy!!! We promise to tell you that all men remain fully clothed and completely polite and proper in our locker rooms if you promise to tell us about the towel fights and group showers/bathing in your locker rooms. That seems TOTALLY fair.

    :)
     
  5. Harrisment

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    The thing is, I don't think women really find anything about the male anatomy very attractive. So they are probably just as disgusted with the idea of naked guys walking around as we are. It's not fair.
     
  6. jgreen91

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    congrats on being out of shape
     
  7. hooroo

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    i guess it's when these older gentlemen start slipping fifties into your locker that the problems start.
     
  8. MR. MEOWGI

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    Well I still go to the skatepark every now then. We don't get round to showering together though.
     
  9. arkoe

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    Does it bother people that I post naked?
     
  10. Jeff

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    The only time people posting naked bothers any of us here is when:

    a. The poster is male and talks about it.
    b. The poster is male and posts pictures.
    c. A & B combined.
    d. The poster is female and doesn't talk about it.
    e. The poster is female and doesn't post pictures.
    f. D & E combined.
     
  11. KingCheetah

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    Playing soccer in high school I would have to shower at least once a day sometimes twice if we were having practice before school. We went in the shower came out got dressed and went on with our day. No hanging out in the nude.

    In many of the bigger gyms i've been to over the years (Gold's, 24 hour fitness, YMCA, etc) i've noticed this disturbing trend of guys hanging out in the locker. There is obviously something perverted when I come in get dressed have my workout and come back into locker and the same guys are still roaming around nude or taking a shower for hour.

    Extremely annoying.
     
  12. Saint Louis

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    My neighbor who was in the military calls those kind of guys, "pecker checkers". He said he had one in his platoon and they forced the guy to shower by himself. This was back before "don't ask, don't tell". 23 guys were in agreement that the guy was a pecker checker, but they didn't dislike him enough to ruin his military career. They just weren't comfortable with him staring at their johnsons.
     
  13. Saint Louis

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    This can be applied to phone conversation too.
     
  14. The Real Shady

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    No ****. WFT is up with that? As disturbing as it is to go work out and have to deal with frolicking naked men I'll still go, but if they start cracking each other with wet towels I'm out of there.
     
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    You probably shouldn't go into the steamroom. I've seen guys workout w/ their wives/girlfriends, and then work "it" out in the steamroom.

    Different strokes for different folks?
     
  16. don grahamleone

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    This is a 'Man Law' commercial, isn't it? It's in the works if nothing else.
     
  17. aussie rocket

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    this is a big time social problem.

    i dont know exactly where the blame should lie. maybe the hormones in the chickens? :)
     
  18. mleahy999

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    The old guys have always been reckless in the locker room. They just don't give a damn. If you play enough sports, you get used to it. I don't get bothered until some ass hat shaves while his dong is pretty much lying on the sink, that crosses the line.
     
  19. BigSherv

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    Have you all ever worked out at the Downtown YMCA? All these old white dudes sit on the couch and watch the game on the TV in the men’s locker-room naked. Talk about weird.

    In addition in the sauna they sit on the nasty wet bench naked with no towel. That can not be healthy.
     
  20. SwoLy-D

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    I don't shower, but I change back into my pants and work Polo at the locker room.

    I used to feel uncomfortable that some dudes were much bigger than me in regards to frontal size, but now I take a Viagra before I play... one hour later, who's bigger, b*tches? :mad:

    Names for penises so far in this thread:
    turkeys
    cacks
    peckers
    johnsons
     

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