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My co-worker is a pimp

Discussion in 'BBS Hangout' started by Apollo Creed, Jul 24, 2008.

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  1. Apollo Creed

    Apollo Creed Contributing Member

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    This guy who works at another store of mine who I see semi-frequently...is a pimp. I don't mean he's good with the ladies, I mean he literally has a workforce of prostitutes. He has been heard on the phone discussing hotel arrangements, money drops, all kinds of pretty obvious stuff. He's not shy about it either.

    How does one go about getting into the pimpery business? He seems like he's living the good life. He has 2 (2!!!) cell phones and a gold chain to boot. It does seem like a tough business to get into. I have a hard enough time finding women to have sex with me, much less strangers for money which I would get a large percentage of. What are the pros/cons to becoming a pimp?
     
    #1 Apollo Creed, Jul 24, 2008
  2. rrj_gamz

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    Nice...so does this mean you can hook us up? can you get us the clutchfans discount?
     
    #2 rrj_gamz, Jul 24, 2008
  3. Lil Pun

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    Con: It can turn you into one.
     
    #3 Lil Pun, Jul 24, 2008
  4. Shaud

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    Tell him to put you on.
     
    #4 Shaud, Jul 24, 2008
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    does he have a link on that great Rap website someone posted on here? Will his women engage in JHBEILSLHIFE ?
     
    #5 conquistador#11, Jul 24, 2008
  6. Hippieloser

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    This "pimp" has a day job? Mother****er's a hobbyist, son.
     
    #6 Hippieloser, Jul 24, 2008
  7. F.D. Khan

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    You could start off as one of his man-whores in his man-stable!!

    Even a fish tank needs a suckerfish at the bottom.
     
    #7 F.D. Khan, Jul 24, 2008
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    It's hard out there being a pimp...
     
    #8 heypartner, Jul 24, 2008
  9. Clutch

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    Two cell phones? I mean who here could possibly afford the additional $10/month. Dude, he's just living the American dream.
     
    #9 Clutch, Jul 24, 2008
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    Pimping is hard work! :D Sounds like this guy is play pimping if he can't leave day job alone. Collecting your money from the stable is a full time job!
     
    #10 thewaterox, Jul 24, 2008
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    I think limiting your wardrobe to bright purple, red, yellow, and green is a downfall. That stuff is harder to find than you think.

    Another setback is how your employees 'make you hit them' when they don't give you your 90% cut of the money even though you 'love them'.
     
    #12 professorjay, Jul 24, 2008
  13. Pole

    Pole Houston Rockets--Tilman Fertitta's latest mess.

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    Maybe you could be his crunch-ezee
     
    #13 Pole, Jul 24, 2008
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    where the **** do you work?
     
    #14 theHRdept, Jul 24, 2008
  15. percicles

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    I wanna be an "ehmo" pimp.
     
    #15 percicles, Jul 24, 2008
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    I gotta know...is he the kinda guy who listens to Curtis Mayfield or Jay Z?
     
    #16 pmac, Jul 24, 2008
  17. no_answer

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    Step one in becoming a successful pimp is to buy some gold teeth or a diamond grill.
     
    #17 no_answer, Jul 24, 2008
  18. pmac

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    Why does Clutch have a link to clutchfans.net within his sig...on clutchfans.net? :confused:
     
    #18 pmac, Jul 24, 2008
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    Does owning one of those massage places make you a pimp or just an owner?
     
    #19 v3.0, Jul 24, 2008
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    I'm a pimp, I got yo hoe takin off her clothes!
     
    #20 TMac640, Jul 24, 2008
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