MLIA stands for My Life is Average. http://new.mylifeisaverage.com/index.php It's like FML except it details how mediocre and average our lives are instead of how ****ed up it is. The dry and matter-of-fact humor really cracks me up. There's such gems as: Today, I woke up with Hugh Jackman on top of me. Turns out my Wolverine poster fell down in the middle of the night. MLIA Today, I drank Kool-Aid. A giant pitcher of juice did not break into my home. MLIA. imo its funnier than FML because it's more relatable.
Damn you hip kids! Where did the "F my life" stuff start up. I heard a couple of people say it over the last few weeks and didn't know where it originated. Oh and I still don't tweet.
Today, I got a 75 on my math midterm. The mean was a 75. MLIA Today, I had to choose between a strawberry flavored Dum Dum and a mystery flavored Dum Dum. I decided to be adventurous and choose the mystery flavor; it was strawberry flavored. MLIA Today I installed a program and it asked if I had read and agreed to the terms and conditions. I hadn't, but I clicked 'yes' anyway. The program didn't know I lied, and began to install. MLIA. Today my girlfriend called and said she was breaking up with me, but then she came out of the tunnel. Her connection was much better. MyLifeIsAverage
I'm pretty sure the movie "Superbad" coined the phrase when the janitor guy at the liquor store(I still can't figure out why a liquor store needs a janitor) had to clean up the spill that mcLovin made and said "***** my life." Then a few people started saying it and then someone else made a website where people can go to feel sorry for themselves.
The FML site jumped the shark the same week i went up. Too many clowns completely making up ridiculous crap up just to post it. MLIA is pretty funny so long as the poster's clever, but that's going to mean a .005 batting average. I like the Kool Aid one.
