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Met Clint Capela today

Discussion in 'Houston Rockets: Game Action & Roster Moves' started by astros123, Jun 8, 2016.

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  1. ThatBoyNick

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    Ask him about his girth.


    You know, if he's gained weight for his possible starting role.
     
  2. marky :)

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    Ask him to join you for coffee. Don't make a serious move, just let him know you're interested. He just moved in and may not be looking for a relationship yet.
     
  3. heypartner

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    I smell a "Capela's New Girlfriend" thread coming soon...with elevator upskirts and all!!
     
  4. Rokman

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    OP - If you want to have a cool friend for possibly life who can probably get you incredible hook ups, don't post anything that he doesn't approve first. If word gets back to him that you've been dishing on all your hangouts you're gonna f up what could be a really cool friendship. Just think about it. You are blabbing to millions of people here about your neighbor who is a pro athlete. Not cool.
     
  5. Hoothrewpoo

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    .....millions of people, eh? On Clutchfans? Friends for life?

    He met the dude once, in passing, on an elevator. I'm not sure they're going to become BFF's (if that's still a thing) because they live on the same floor.
     
  6. rockets13champs

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    Ask Clint for the inside stuff lol. Invite him to your place for dinner and stuff this is gonna be fun!
     
  7. RasaqBoi

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    this was posted on Reddit 2 hours ago. Did the OP go out with Capela? lol

    "Was at Stadia Grill in Sugar Land and was picking a song on the jukebox thing. I chose my current favorite/silly song 2 Phones by Kevin Gates. I was dancing to it and this dude at the bar was cheering me on. I walk passed him, did a double take, walked backwards, and told him he looked like Clint Capela. He said he gets that a lot. Now I might have been a little buzzed but I knew he was messing with me. Very humble dude."

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  8. Torn n Frayed

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    Next time asks him which stripper he likes the best, Jasmin or Sinnamon? :p
     
  9. brosef

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    Wrong use of "ironically" . You mean coincidently...
     
  10. Haymitch

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    Like rain on your wedding day
     
  11. pippendagimp

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    like 10,000 spoons when all u need is a knife
     
  12. jimmyv281

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    Cool story bro...
     
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    Just gonna put this here:

    <blockquote class="twitter-tweet" data-lang="en"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">Hearing that Clint Capela looks really good in workouts and has added another 8-10 pounds since the season ended.</p>&mdash; ClutchFans (@clutchfans) <a href="https://twitter.com/clutchfans/status/738106722988920832">June 1, 2016</a></blockquote>
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  14. heypartner

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    Rockets' Grammar lesson

    "Ironically, I had just farted on the elevator when Capella and Harden walked on with two hotties draped on them."

    That would be incorrect. Should be "embarrassingly."

    However this would be correct:

    "Ironically, I had just farted when Brewer jumped on the elevator."
     
  15. rocketsballin

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    can broussard confirm this?
     
  16. kyrie Dwight

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    Ask him about Dwight
     
  17. TheRealist137

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    kevjumba?
     
  18. cheke64

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    Who is this source?
     
  19. Jontro

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    Should have asked for a pic anyway breh. It's only weird if you ask once. If you ask for pics every time you meet him, it's all good.
     
  20. don grahamleone

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    I'm with you on the picture thing. I'd say 99% of the time, asking to get a picture with a celeb is weird. Men don't ask to be photographed. I get the feeling you're going to be an insider soon!

    Edit: just read everybody's suggestions. I'd get good at FIFA and then ask him if he's any good. If he thinks you're better than all the other players on the team, you might be invited to compete.
     
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