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Man Has Boner for 8 Months - Sues for Malpractice

Discussion in 'BBS Hangout' started by ima_drummer2k, Jun 13, 2013.

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  1. ima_drummer2k

    ima_drummer2k Contributing Member

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    How is it possible that this story hasn't been posted in the Hangout yet? Let the one-liners begin!

     
    #1 ima_drummer2k, Jun 13, 2013
  2. RunninRaven

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    I'm sure that urologist will get hit with a stiff penalty for this malpractice.
     
    #2 RunninRaven, Jun 13, 2013
  3. Xsatyr

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    I don't see the problem. If I was the doctor I would be like , "You're welcome."
     
    #3 Xsatyr, Jun 13, 2013
  4. droopy421

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    What a hard situation to be in.
     
    #4 droopy421, Jun 13, 2013
  5. Haymitch

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    Ah, ha! I've found it! My new excuse for being a terrible dancer: my huge penis gets in the way.
     
    #5 Haymitch, Jun 13, 2013
  6. tamericus

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    We'll just have to see how it stands up in court.
     
    #6 tamericus, Jun 13, 2013
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  7. ItsMyFault

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    This guy is hardcore.
     
    #7 ItsMyFault, Jun 13, 2013
  8. underoverup

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    This case is going to take a while to straighten out.
     
    #8 underoverup, Jun 13, 2013
  9. RedDynasty

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    That had to have been a long and hard 8 months.
     
    #9 RedDynasty, Jun 13, 2013
  10. Rodman23

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    "excuse me, but are you coming on to me?"
    --"no mam, i have boneritis"
     
    #10 Rodman23, Jun 13, 2013
  11. Two Sandwiches

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    After he wins the case, I bet he'll celebrate down at the bar with a stiff one.
     
    #11 Two Sandwiches, Jun 13, 2013
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    What's the big deal? If had a nickel for every 8 month boner I had....
     
    #12 FranchiseBlade, Jun 13, 2013
  13. VanityHalfBlack

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    The Plainstiff you may rise!!
     
    #13 VanityHalfBlack, Jun 13, 2013
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    This guy really rises to the occasion
     
    #14 shawn786, Jun 13, 2013
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    :cool:

    Keep 'em coming, gentlemen. :eek: Really, DO.

     
    #15 SwoLy-D, Jun 13, 2013
  16. TheFreak

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    Unfortunately for him this case is destined for a hung jury.
     
    #16 TheFreak, Jun 13, 2013
  17. Blurr#7

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    Doctor is such a prick!
     
    #17 Blurr#7, Jun 13, 2013
  18. rocketsjudoka

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    This guy really got the shaft.
     
    #18 rocketsjudoka, Jun 13, 2013
  19. VanityHalfBlack

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    I vote for TheFreak, best one yet. 1+
     
    #19 VanityHalfBlack, Jun 13, 2013
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    "Judge, now I know how Adam felt after Eve gave him the apple."
     
    #20 ROXTXIA, Jun 13, 2013
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