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Man farts on cop, charged with battery

Discussion in 'Other Sports' started by Shaud, Sep 24, 2008.

  1. Shaud

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    SOUTH CHARLESTON, W.Va. (WSAZ) -- As if getting a DUI wasn’t enough, a man arrested for driving under the influence got in a lot more trouble at the police station.

    Police stopped Jose Cruz on Route 60 in South Charleston Monday night for driving with his headlights off.

    Then, he failed sobriety tests and was arrested.

    When police were trying to get fingerprints, police say Cruz moved closer to the officer and passed gas on him. The investigating officer remarked in the criminal complaint that the odor was very strong.

    Cruz is now charged with battery on a police officer, as well as DUI and obstruction.
     
  2. Lil Pun

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    Cops are such p*****s these days. :rolleyes:
     
  3. Showtizzle2642

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    talk about silent but deadly...or the cop is just being a dick
     
  4. jaykay

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    lmao! This thread made my day.
     
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    Link! :D
     
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    Way to go Cheo!!
     
  8. Shaud

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    I got it off another message board who post it with a link. I'm too lazy to google his name.
     
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    battery?

    what makes it different than ASSault?

    ba-dump-psh
     
  11. ling ling

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    "Man farts on cop, charged with battery", Lights on fire.
     
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    <object width="425" height="344"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/oDk23bQO6dI&hl=en&fs=1"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/oDk23bQO6dI&hl=en&fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowfullscreen="true" width="425" height="344"></embed></object>

    They had the whole incident on tape. :eek:
     
  13. Yonkers

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    Battery? It's gas powered, baby! *rimshot*
     
  14. LonghornFan

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    LOFL!
     
  15. droxford

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    I can't believe nobody has said it yet.

    I guess you youngsters wouldn't know this one....


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  16. The Hunted

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    I know you're joking but seriously, doesn't this fall under assault rather than battery? I didn't pay much attention during criminal law class in college.
     
  17. FlyerFanatic

    FlyerFanatic YOU BOYS LIKE MEXICO!?! YEEEHAAWW
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    was it WWR? :D i keed, i keed
     
  18. OGKashMoney

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    I haven't studied assault and battery in criminal law yet, but in torts law, battery is any immediate harmful or offensive contact whereas assault is the apprehension of any immediate harmful or offensive contact (battery). It can't be assault unless the person was under the perception the contact was going to happen.

    Either way, that is pretty funny. :D
     
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    About a month ago, a cop was towing cars in Midtown, even though the parking garage's gates weren't working properly, so people were trying to carefully park in areas. They could've easily been ticketed, but this cop was just happily towing them away.

    I was across the street from him, and said "could you not be such a dick? These people can't even park in their own garage!"

    He told me to come over to him, and then arrested me for jaywalking.

    I'm sorry, but 90% of cops are worthless lowlifes.
     
  20. rhadamanthus

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    Fixed. :mad:
     

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