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Man arrested for having sex with same horse twice

Discussion in 'BBS Hangout' started by Rodman23, Jul 9, 2013.

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  1. Mr. Clutch

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    Word gets around the stables pretty quick
     
    #61 Mr. Clutch, Jun 11, 2015
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    Is he cheating on his dog?
     
    #62 Surfguy, Jun 11, 2015
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    The jockey on American Pharaoh was screaming Castillo is gonna getcha on that back stretch to triple crown.
     
    #63 Dgn1, Jun 11, 2015
  4. Buck Turgidson

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    Well, he's certainly not playing the field.
     
    #64 Buck Turgidson, Jun 11, 2015
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    probably just horsing around.
     
    #65 VooDooPope, Jun 11, 2015
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    B-Bob "94-year-old self-described dreamer"

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    Well, this wasn't his first rodeo. He canter seem to help himself.
     
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    I think this thread might need to be put down..
     
    #67 rocketsjudoka, Jun 11, 2015
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    He's stuck on that horse like glue.
     
    #68 Dgn1, Jun 11, 2015
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    Really gives a new meaning to rode hard and put up wet.
     
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    At the link it actually says the horse kicked the guy because of a lack of foreplay. Castillo is not a generous lover.
     
    #70 Haymitch, Jun 11, 2015
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    OP was just full of Puns
     
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    Twice? That's where he messed up. Hit it and quit it!
     
    #72 mick fry, Jun 11, 2015
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    they like their horses that is fo sure
     
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  14. Mr. Clutch

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    Dude was jacking it furiously during the Belmont Stakes.

    Keep @AmericanPharoah safe.
     
    #74 Mr. Clutch, Jun 11, 2015
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    WOW i have never heard of anyone having sex with the same horse twice.
     
    #75 KingLeoric, Jun 11, 2015
  16. StupidMoniker

    StupidMoniker I lost a bet

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    Everyone knows you have to have sex with a different horse every time. The new horse theory I think it's called. They made a ****ty Ashley Judd movie about it I think.
     
    #76 StupidMoniker, Jun 11, 2015
  17. heypartner

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    ppl in this thread are calling him stupid. He seems to have some horse sense in him, though.
     
    #77 heypartner, Jun 11, 2015
  18. heypartner

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    Poor guy just seems to be a victim of domesticated violence with a crazy horse, who probably just didn't want to let him ride her from the pole position that night.

    Didn't Neil Young used to hang out with a crazy horse, too?
     
    #78 heypartner, Jun 11, 2015
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    Did the horse file a complaint?
     
    #79 Deckard, Jun 11, 2015
  20. mick fry

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    I guess ya can say they had a roll in the hay.
     
    #80 mick fry, Jun 12, 2015
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