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Discussion in 'BBS Hangout' started by RoxSqaud, May 25, 2011.

  1. Yonkers

    Yonkers Contributing Member

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    What kind of freak does that? Everyone knows the normal thing is the exhaust pipe. Sooo waaarmmm
     
  2. lpbman

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    It would be totally hot if I didn't have to do all the work though. Maybe suspended on a big crane with the roof with the engine reving and just barely touching...


    Oh my god ABS would feel amazing!
     
  3. lpbman

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    So that's a little about me I guess.
     
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    <iframe width="560" height="349" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/6tKt4KTfppA" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe>
     
  6. david_rocket

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    would not hit.

    headlights too pointy.
     
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  7. Deckard

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    For some reason, I assumed the object of the dude's desire would be a farm animal, a dog, or some other bizarre critter (bizarre for a dude to have sex with). But a car? That wasn't playing in the film rooms of the Milky Way in Amsterdam back in 1971, I can assure you. Yes, they had a woman and a very large dog, and a crazy guy with a sow (that's a female pig, and it was as disgusting as it sounds, yet on one of the screens). Mixed in with that stuff were some "straight" p*rn films, as well as The Wizard of Oz, and Red Dust, with Gable and Jean Harlow, along with some Tom and Jerry cartoons, all playing at once on multiple screens. I spent 6 months in Europe on that trip, but at least two of those were in the Netherlands. The attraction wasn't the Milky Way (or the Melkweg, in Dutch), or the numerous shops that catered to my particular culture (not so "counter" there, at least back then), but rather a beautiful Dutch girl.

    The Melkweg is still there, for those who might be curious.

    http://www.melkweg.nl/voorpagina.jsp?language=nederlands&disciplineid=muziek
     

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