If you are in urgent need of a single straw for your beverage, no need to go to the grocery store and pay $1 for 100 straws, but rather you can go to Mcdonald's/Burger King/Starbucks and get one for free.
Before mounting the throne, lay a square of toilet paper in the toilet bowl. It prevents the dreaded toilet kiss (toilet splash) and unsightly toilet bowl stains from your bowels. you're welcome.
If you're hungry and have no money, got to Costco/Sam's and eat off their freebies! Then go to their bathroom and use their toiletries and flush away to your hearts desire!!! ....... ....... .......
Use your rewards credit card instead of a bank account or debit card to pay Bills for easy reward points.
After cooking with onions or garlic, rub the faucet in your sink while running the water as if you're using it as soap. Then wash your hands with soap. That'll get rid of the smell. Or don't wash your hands at all and save water.
