Last Houston Rocket Standing in a Zombie Apocalypse?

I think there are only two legit options here: D12 or Bev.

The temptation is to go with the big guy with all the guns but then again
Beverley's whole life has been about survival and he's done amazingly well so far.

Wolverine gets my vote.

 

Yes, McHale is the correct answer. He already looks like a zombie, especially at the end of a long season. Also, while McHale seems like a mild mannered harmless dude, if you saw him play you know he was a ruthless mean b*stard. McHale would be the last man standing.

 

I give it to Bev, I don't think forwards or centers would be able to go unnoticed by the hoards or zombies.....guys like Dwight, Dmo, and Capela stick out.

 

Dwight with the 20 or so baby mommas is probably always standing so I would go for him

 

West side Chicago is practically World War Z already. Of course it's Beverley.

 

You need to think from the zombie's perspective. Zombies don't bite zombies. Who can impersonate a zombie the best?

That's right:

Spoiler

 

Daryl Morey. The mastermind.

 

I'm going DMo or Sam Dekker because black people never survive in these kind of scenarios.

 

wow the season really needs to start

 

I was really torn between voting for Beverley and Brewer. Brewer could out-run any zombie menace (rule #1 - Cardio) but Beverley could very well be immune to any zombie attacks. I ended up giving the nod to Beverley because Brewer would probably get lured into a zombie trap trying to save his beloved goat.

 

I voted Dwight Howard. He's a big dude, if he can protect the rim he can protect himself that simple. He also owns a lot of guns. Plus he has minnie his pet snake he can eat if he gets hungry like Daryl did in TWD.

 

That's the last chirps of a cricket before winter and, of course, the last straw of an NBA summer.

 

Brewer.

Bev would try to be a hero and get himself killed. Brewer would say ah hell nah and he'd just run.

 

Dwight would be ripping the heads off of those zombies.

 

it would be our head coach...

 

definitely Pat. He grew up in the hood and has seen and lived through ****.

 

first vote for capella

he is from africa he can make it.

 

Dwight could easily rip apart the zombies but would eventually grow sad that they don't like him, which would lead to a desperate plea for their approval, and eventually, his end.

Harden's connections with the rich would keep him out of the most dangerous areas for a while, until they too are overrun. His skill and footwork would keep him alive longer than the Kardashians, but his choice to embellish contact in attempt to draw fouls on attacking zombies would be his end.

Terrence would stomp out a good number, but the inconsistency (in his kicking accuracy) would kick in, and eventually be his downfall.

Corey would run and run and run. Not to mention he doesn't have much meat on his bones, making him a less attractive target. But once he got tired, that'd be it.

Ty would be at the club. With zombies. RIP.

D-Mo would fail to box out and grab key supplies during supply drops from the Govt, leading to starvation.

Ariza would defend whatever area he held dear with his life. But in terms of shooting, he'd hit 5 zombies in a row, but then proceed to miss the next ten, which is when he'd be overrun.

Terry would be waiting on his rocker for the zombies with a rifle, having made peace with the world (at 78 yrs old).

Thornton would be sniping from long-range from atop a building, with Ty and Harden feeding him ammo. Eventually they stop coming and he doesn't know what to do when the building is taken over.

Clint, Dekker, KJ and Harrell would be offered up as to the zombies by teammates as a "right of passage" because of their youth. Only Harrell would make it out alive. Later, he'd attempt to take on 238 zombies at once, and nearly succeed. Nearly.

Coach McHale is mistaken for a zombie, with his hunch and appearance. This "cover" only lasts so long.

PatBev would be eating zombies and non-zombies. Maybe a few teammates in there too. I think the answer to this is obvious.

 

Lol looks like someone watched the latest episode of Fear the Walking Dead

 

Bev is the man. Tough guy.

But Montrezl Harrell is a rookie who is going to enter the league and instantly become one of the toughest guys around. He might be one of the most intimidating rookies to enter this league in a few years. He's a scary individual. Throw Montrezl, DMo, and TJones in a steel cage in a fight to the death and there's a 0% chance of TJones or DMo coming out of that steel cage. Trez is a bad man.

Really happy we found a way to get him on this team, he'll make an impact.