Last Houston Rocket Standing in a Zombie Apocalypse?

Cleverly disguised LOF thread? Everyone knows that Zombies don't eat Asians.

 

Bev, he is the toughest one of them all.

 

...but he's fat

 

Maury. He is good at trading assets. Very important in the apocalypse.

 

PBev without a doubt.

 

Dwight with his arsenal of gun's and his snakes.

 

Gotta go with Dwight. Bev might be an early favorite, but I suspect he would get hurt before it was all over. Harden is actually zombie bait given the kardashian swarm. Donuts? just don't see it . . . .

Besides, Dwight's already a cartoon character. #IStandWithDwight

 

J.B Bickerstaff, becouse his defense is awesome

 

Ding ding ding. He even has a bazooka. ("Just for show" he says)

 

But can he shoot? I'm afraid Dwight will run out of ammos quickly.

I'm going to say Lawson. He will drive his way out of town and bunker down in a secluded area.

 

Size matters.. As in the more you have in terms of height, the least likely you can fit into tight escapes and run away safely. Even Pat Bev is a giant amongst the ideal size of a survivor in a Zombie apocalypse.. Athletic strong well proportioned little guy from 5'2 - 5'6 (former or current soccer player) would be the best survivor.

 

The white guy

 

They wouldn't attack Mchale. He would just blend in with the way he walks

 

Bev is a solid answer but I'm going Brewer.

1.) You need more wingspan than Bev has to hold off Zombies.

2.) Bev's in your face defense has no benefit with zombies. Brewer will put a clinic on zombies with his transition game.

 

Since Joey Dorsey doesn't have a brain, he would have been the obvious choice. I'm surprised no one has said Harrell.

 

Everyone in Houston likes Bev, so he'd probably be able to network well. Add his agility, the fact that he made it out of Chiraq alive and you have a survivor.

 

it's Motiejūnas, not Montiejunas.

And the answer is easy: one of McHale, DMo or Dekker. Because black guys always die first in horror movies

 

Was thinking Harden as no zombie could bite him through that beard. And he'd Eurostep his way through a crowd of zombies.

Initial thought was Howard - but can't shoot and would require more food to maintain his energy levels given his size. Plus not sure about his knees.

Was too much thought put into this? Hmm. Damn offseason.

 

Royce white since he would trick them into thinking he's a zombie

 

Can Beverley even be turned into a zombie? Won't he just heal from the bite?