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Well, I'm pretty sure the first requirement is that you know how to paint and not that you want to touch boobies. Do you still qualify?
Dear LORD of the COSMOS, I just P'd... Wait, that's not P. "I've been sitting the whole game" - Kate "Here..." [tosses the ball] - Justin [thinking] "Awww... thank you..." O o . - Kate [thinking] "Dang, I want those i3ooi3s so badly in my mouth... too bad I have to keep working... act natural, act natural." O o . - lady cop