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Karla Chokes. Jazz Go Bye-Bye!

Discussion in 'NBA Dish' started by Almu, May 27, 1999.

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  1. Almu

    Almu Contributing Member

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    Guess who I am going to see tomorrow morning?

    The Jazzhole at work!!

    Should I meet him first thing? Or let him simmer before I come by with a cup of sour coffee?

    Sometimes, life has those special moments, those special times, when you say to yourself that life can be beautiful.

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  2. Clutch

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    Give him everything you got!!!!

    Take that Utah! That's what you get for thinking the title was wrapped up!

    Importance of the regular season? One win more in the regular season and Utah is in the West Finals.

    Take that Sloan.

    Take that Greg Foster.

    Take that Stockton.

    Take that Horny.

    And most of all..... take that you choking sack Karl Malone.

    It NEVER fails. The man always comes up small in the big games.

    <FONT FACE="ARIAL" SIZE="4">Take that Utah!</FONT>

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  3. RocketMan East

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    Stick a fork in 'em. They're done, baby!

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    The Attack on Shaq

    - 1992 Playoffs: 0-4 vs. Pacers - First Round
    - 1995 Playoffs: 0-4 vs. Rockets - Final Round
    - 1996 Playoffs: 0-4 vs. Bulls - Third Round
    - 1998 Playoffs: 0-4 vs. Jazz - Third Round
    - 1999 Playoffs: 0-4 vs. Spurs - Second Round


    Memo to Shaq: It must suck to be you.
     
  4. AntiSonic

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    As Nelson Muntz would say;

    "HAW HAW!"

    Now we can all sleep sound at night, knowing that the cheaters are out, once and for all.

    Any thoughts on their chances next year?

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  5. Almu

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    Goes to show that players like Dream, MJ, Magic, Bird, and before them Baylor and West come around only once in a generation.

    Yeah, you can average 30 points in the playoffs. But what do you do when the chips are really down? Do you take it to even a higher level? Or do you do a Karla?

    Man, sometimes life can be so BEAUTIFUL!!!!!!

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  6. Almu

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    I JUST CAN'T CONTROL MYSELF!!!

    I AM FREAKIN HAPPY AS HELL!!!!

    WHERE IS JENNA!!! JENNA!!!!

    JENNA YOUR BOY CHOKED!!!!!

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  7. Nynaeve

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    YEA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    Evil shall not triumph utterly over good...

    Beauty and truth shall not pass utterly from the earth...

    Okay, enough with the vaunted cliches I"m HAPPY!!!!!!!

    Nyn
     
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    AntiSonic,

    I think your sig should read something more like:

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    WE HAVE WATCHED THEM FALL.

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  9. Rockfan

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    YES YES YES YES !!!!

    Karl Malone, no rings
    Stockton nO rings
    Horny, Sloan, and Ostertag NO RINGS
    TIme for Karl and John to Hang it up, every year they pick you first to win it all, and you finsih with the best record in the league...well word of advice:

    The regular season doesn't mean a mother freakin' thing

    Patience is Rewarded, and I've been rewarded cuz every freaking year I wait for them to lose in the finals after tearing it up in the reg season...and hear all the media kiss their asses, and they always FAIL..

    Not this year Utah, maybe malone will blame stockton do a 360 and move to Yukon Territory to elbow some eskimos and fish for a championship ring...

    Utah has the media behind them, they have the refs on their payroll, they brainwash their fans, their media is a bunch of shaggy lookin morons....Too bad they have a dirty coach, a dirty team, and a knack for sucking when it counts the most...hasta la vista utah,

    t-1 until the next karl malone stupid comment
     
  10. DREAMer

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    Thank God the Jazz lost.

    It doesn't make up for the Rockets disappointing playoff performance, but at least I know Malone's chances of getting a ring are getting less and less every year.

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    There will be no next year for the Utah Jazz [​IMG]
     
  12. Almu

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    There is no way the Jazz come back again.

    Do you know how hard it is to go 82 games and then possibly play 26 more games having to win 15 of them just to get a title? Do you see how hard it even is to make it to the WCF or ECF?

    The Jazz had 2 final appearances and have been blocked by either the Rockets or the Bulls for the last 9 or so years. When opportunity knocks, you definitely better answer.

    They are definitely DONE!

    WOOOOHOOOO!

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  13. SirCharlesFan

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    YES! I DONT CARE WHO WINS THE NBA TITLE NOW THAT THE SUCK...ERRR I MEAN JAZZ ARE GONE...

    Seriously, GO SPURS!
     
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    As a fan of SirCharles, I really feel for him, since the sun also seems to be setting on his chances of winning a championship. But I'm also a Rockets Fan, and it's good to know that even if there are no more championships to be won by Houston for a few years, we did come out as winners on both of our consecutive trips to the Finals.

    That's much more than the Utah Jazz can ever claim.

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  15. Rockfan

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    Deep thoughts by Jeff Hornacek

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    LOL!!! That's some good work Rockfan.

    Am I celebrating or what?
     
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    just desserts... goes to show that monday nitro just plain doesn't have any place in the league. go on, mailman... jam yourself in those spandex pj bottoms, get yourself a fake bake, and then come off the top rope with your razor elbows... that's the only title you're capable of winning...

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  18. sailor

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    And Karl Malone had his worst playoff performance. It could not have come a better time!!! I am so thrilled. Now I wish the Spurs will win it all!

    Sailor
     
  19. AstroRocket

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    8 pts on 3 0f 19 shooting. And they want to give this guy the MVP award? Look at what he did against Portland and what Duncan did against LA. Seems to me that Timmy is a bit more valuable than Karla 'Flop' Malone.

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  20. BlueLena

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    The only thing that would have perfected this evening would be seeing tears falling off that pasty white gangster Stockton's face. Oh, well, he's been there, has made an attempt to do that, has lost ALL hope of winding up with a ring. . .

    that's enough for me. . . .

    BlueLena

    *** ALMU. . .I've spent the entire season reading your posts and agreeing with you about 97% of the time. . . I don't post as often as I'd like, but THANKS SO MUCH for starting this thread!

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