With a girl in yoga pants sitting on my lap. Not the remote orgasm girl, but a Chinese (of the Asian variety) who works as a translator for the UN. I normally get bored listening to career women but as soon as she's out of the office she drops everything. Anyways ..the process increased my testosterone by 35% give or take. She threw on an extra plate that I lifted it with ease, though it was only a 25 kiloer. I've done this for about a week and noticed huge gains. I dont want to get too bulky and look like those insecure bodybuilders, so I'm going to limit it to isometrics. Toughest part was not having an erection which would have caused her to platoon off. I blame my partial African ancestry for that. Will be patenting this technique soon and allowing close friends to borrow some of my girls. This is my life. -The Daddy
So are you going with the ramen noodles or pizza rolls for lunch before you get ready for the night shift at Taco Bell?
Apologies, forgot to fill you hornballs in on the vital details. 5'6, slim waist, nice hips and ass. Modest in size but still cushiony. Soft B cups but perky. A classic beauty. Had no problems taking care of the excess testosterone later, practically clung to me and asked me to rough her. Had some not so sweet things to say about her previous bfs. I won't mention them here as most of you are Asian. I'll have videos and pics on the site once we approve a marketing strategy for the concept.
That's real good that you're benching. Get a foam roller, it will help you recover faster. My body type goal is fitness model. Also supplements really help a lot, just make sure you clean your protein shaker real good, don't want to get a disease.
mesomorphs get bulky too easily. That is my issue with weights. There's a difference between athletes who work out and bodybuilders who go for bulk over flexibility. I look like I juice and have a mutant neck if I lift heavy and supplement.
I don't get how someone can feel an accomplishment or self respect by constantly posting imaginary sex guru **** (that's probably a 180° turn compared your real life) on an internet board, your life must be pretty sad and empty.
Awkward isn't it. Kind of like having a serious conversation with someone that has a lazy eye that keeps following everything else in the room.
There's no need to get catty and attack me for sharing. Try it yourself. I dont recommend it if the girl is a 200 lb hussy, I think that's why there's hesitancy in the Hangout. Grab a tiny Asian bird, try it, and I guarantee the incessant whining will stop. Or wait for the site like everyone else, just thought a sports forum would be interested.
