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Jessica Simpson is SINGLE!

Discussion in 'BBS Hangout' started by Rockets34Legend, Oct 5, 2005.

  1. weakfromtoday

    weakfromtoday Contributing Member
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    "So you're telling me there's a chance?"

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  2. Faos

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    Then there's her skank sister Ashlee who makes over her image every other week. Here's a few photos from the recent issue of Blender.

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  3. vwiggin

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    Hmmmm.... the 80s crackwhore look. How lovely.
     
  4. IVFL

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    notice how her head is always turned a certain direction. Thats so she can hide that gonzo nose from everyone.

    "If I turn my head like this, I almost look pretty. :rolleyes:
     
  5. Oski2005

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    I hope Bam or Knoxville or whichiver Jackass she's dating can get her to drop her dad as a manager and push her to that eventual Playboy pictorial.
     
  6. Uprising

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    So she's dating that BAM guy?
     
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    I though they were a decent couple, with jessica teetering on the edge of not being bright enough for wife ( her talent tho makes up for that in my opinion because clearly she is gifted in some areas more than others), but her moronic comments are no worse than most women. However, when they cracked her cell phone and it was learned that she nad been smoking crack ( if that was true) I think that said it all. That is a breakup waiting to happen. She hid that well. But if true, no doubt that brought down her house of cards.

    I'm not sure that Jessica can do better, but she will get what she wants. I guarantee you that.

    Nick will also survive. And doesn't need to pick a girl teetering on dumb. He can do much better. And probably get a girl with as much talent. If not more success.

    I actually enjoyed the show. Was amusing.
     
  8. Kam

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    cant wait for the home video to hit the net
     
  9. RunninRaven

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    Someone cracked her cell phone? I thought what happened was that someone cracked Paris Hilton's phone, and there were email messages on it from Paris to Lindsay Lohan stating that Lohan had seen J. Simpsons snorting coke in a bathroom somewhere?
     
  10. PhiSlammaJamma

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    Ah yes. You are correct.
     
  11. fba34

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    i thought that jessica simpson smoking crack thing was untrue. wasn't it paris hilton's phone that got hacked and in it was a message from her friend (lindsay lohan?) saying they had to plant crack on jessica simpson.
     
  12. fba34

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    im too slow
     
  13. Hippieloser

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    Well, getting a divorce was the only proactiv solution.
     
  14. rrj_gamz

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    Wow, nice cans...
     
  15. Svpernaut

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    Proof there is a God...

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