drunk. Bar. iPhone. This **** is so JELAFIED. This waitress at chuy's wanted me. I gave her my number on my credit card bill. She's coming to armadillo palace now. I want it. Will update later. JELAFIED.
JELAFIED. I just talked to Shane Battier at Armadillo. I think I creeped him out . I'm going to take this girl home. Shane is so nice. Talked to him about his blue devils. Not pretty. Asked him how he got here so quick. Nice dude. Updates on how I finish girl later. JELAFIED.
I really creeped Shane out. Too drunk. Girl left. Going home with friend. Not driving. Girl left. Creeping Shane was more important. JELAFIED.
I am home, safe and with my dog, Bud. I did not and will not get any tonight. My back up plan FAILED also. My friend, who works in the Rockets organization, is pissed at me for mentioning his name to Shane. He thinks Shane will think he has nothing but creepy friends. I was too much of a fan for Shane. He came to the bar by himself and was talking to normal people who knew nothing about basketball. My friend Trey got along with him great. When I talked about the win tonight, he downplayed it and gave a standard PC television interview. "We still got 30 more games to win" and whatnot. I told him, as a Rockets fan, this streak means the world to our fans and whatnot. I mean, ****, beating the conference leader by 20 FREAKING POINTS. I bought him a beer. He drinks Budweiser. I am on a mission, especially while drunk, to get a girl. I am semi-successful. I get my fair share for a guy that is not a super stud or anything. I can talk to anyone. Seeing Shane Battier tonight was all I could hope for as a man and a fan of the Rockets. F all the haters. All the true people on this board will recognize a JELAFIED night. Rating for a night on the town: JELAFIED. I need to stop typing. Too drunk. Bought Aqua Teen Hunger Force 5 on DVD. About to watch the Dickesode. JELAFIED
Oh so JELAFIED. I got my backup plan that fell through last night to come over this afternoon. Lets just say that it was JELAFIED, naamean? Another day living JELAFIED, free, happy, and lets not forget JELAFIED.
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