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James Harden needs to embrace lettuce

Discussion in 'Houston Rockets: Game Action & Roster Moves' started by KingCheetah, Feb 16, 2017.

  1. DreamShook

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    hp with maximum escalation.
     
  2. Daddy Long Legs

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    My thoughts exactly. I was like is op saying harden needs to lose weight or get high?
     
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  3. BigMaloe

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    Knowing kc probably both
     
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  4. Daddy Long Legs

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    When I first I got a notification from @KingCheetah l was psyched because I thought he was talking to me about music in the hangout lol. I been trying to engage him in a conversation about music/guitar on there the last two days. He's prolly a busy cheetah playing his guitar and smokin his lettuce lol.
     
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  5. DreamShook

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    This a pretty thirsty post, @Mathrocker.
     
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    Lettuce is my favorite snack
     
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    U got me :p im a "mathrocker" who plays guitar all day and gets way too thirsty when i find that sum1 else digs anything close to that genre.
     
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    Surprised @Tha_Dude hasn't opined in this lettuce thread.
     
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    Lettuce contains cellulose but very little fiber, you schmuck. The cellulose is what helps with digestion because it can't be absorbed by the body. So it goes straight through you into your poop.

    Everyone knows that.

    OP is trying to say Harden needs to stop being constipated.

    Duh. ;)
     
  10. alethios

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    You definitely know your poop.
     
  11. DudeWah

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    That is the highest of compliments.

    Sadly I can't accept it because I made up everything I said in that post.

    Sad day.
     
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    I was going to but then I got high.
     
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    Ahh, the good ole days. This song came out around the time in my life when I was occupying various administration buildings.
     
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    Most things in life are good only in moderation, but lettuce is one of the few exceptions here. You can never have enough lettuce.
     
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    Kale/Spinach > Lettuce

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    [​IMG]
     
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    i miss my ePeen
     
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