It sounds much cooler if you say you were in Folsom because you 'shot a man in Reno, just to watch him die.' <object width="425" height="355"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/N5Ts4M3irWM&rel=1"></param><param name="wmode" value="transparent"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/N5Ts4M3irWM&rel=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" wmode="transparent" width="425" height="355"></embed></object>
ive thought i was going to jail more times than i can count, but ive actually only been arrested once. i spent about 12 hours in sutton county jail out in sonora, texas. the guys behind bars w/ me were much nicer than the power tripping cops and $12,000/year jail guard - except that every one of them told me that if i took a nap one of the other guys would try to stick his ding-a-ling in my mouth. i had a pretty manly beard at the time and i was told it made my mouth look like a vagina. the only reading materials they had were western romance novels, which probably didnt help curb my fellow inmates libido.
They showed up one time to haul me down to the magistrate's for some kind of traffic ticket that I didn't heed. I had one kid in my arms and one on my leg; my wife was gone somewhere. They made me promise to show up at a future court date or they were going to come back and arrest me. I went to court and the charges were dropped. I represented myself-- can't even remember the details -- I was sure of my innocense. That's why I had blown it off. It was not a moving violation; it was some kind of registration/paperwork issue.
I have never been arrested, or even threatened with arrest, cuffed, never had to "spread 'em" nor put my hands in the air, on the car, or anything else for that matter.
Got a DWI back in 93' spent 12 days in Harris County. A Good lawyer kept me from having it on my record though.
All the real gangsters and drug kingpins on Clutchfans aren't replying because they want to keep a low profile.
not proud of going to jail. I have been to harris county for 7 months all together. boot camp twice (adult). waste of precious time in my life. all though i stay in shape and have never been out of shape after my boot camp visits...
been locked up at the Spring I.S.D police station a couple of times. Fighting, Truancy (got caught leaving the school parking lot in my friends car during 1st period), and possesion of mar1juana.. all stupid stuff. and yes my mom smacked the **** out of me each time
I spent a night at a drunk tank. While I was being processed some crazy metal head decided to piss on the floor so he could laugh at the guards who would clean it up. They also had video feeds of inmates there. Not sure why some slept naked in a dirty ass jail. When I got inside the drunk tank, the floor was slightly rubberized and it had the infamous corner toilet with no lid. Some drunk fat Mexican tried to start **** with me, calling me chang and whatnot. Guards broke that up before anything happened. The metal head guy was also there. The people inside were mostly drunk talking about how bull**** cops were and how close they were to getting home. It felt like ages waiting to get my picture taken. By 5 in the morning, most fell asleep. It wasn't as scary as it was interesting. Just glad I didn't have to stay there longer or in a real jail.
