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Jabba, errr Moore finally speaks!!!!

Discussion in 'BBS Hangout: Debate & Discussion' started by 4chuckie, Nov 5, 2004.

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  1. 4chuckie

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    http://www.michaelmoore.com/

    Dear Jabba:
    Nice list but the #1 reason I am happy is to have you been beaten and your side was beaten because you and P-Diddy couldn't do what you said you were going to do.

    PS - Please note on #7 that Ohio State plays Michigan State this week, not Michigan. But I forgive you if I had 11 chins I would have a hard time reading too.
     
  2. bigtexxx

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    All that money, all that hype, all that time....WASTED.

    RETREAT TO CICI'S PIZZA TO REGROUP!
     
  3. RocketMan Tex

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    I wouldn't necessarily call putting a few million in your own pocket wasted time!
     
  4. Lil Pun

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    I thought name calling was not to be allowed?
     
  5. gifford1967

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    Thanks for the link. Reading Moore's post and the fact that he has retained his sense of humor makes me feel a lot better.
     
  6. esse

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    HAHA, I was thinking the same thing.
    Cuz, really thats what it gets down to...ME, ME, ME, SELL, SELL, SELL!!!!!

    And actually it is more than a few million, more like TENS AND TENS of millions of Dollars.

    I told that to someone at work who LOVES this guy and he was like, "Good, I hope he makes more money"
    HUH!?!?!?! WHAT?!??!?!!?

    How much is he donating to victims causes, 911 fund, war families, etc....?!

    All you kids buying into his movie and DVD are making MM laugh right to the bank.

    Right to HIS bank and noone elses I tell ya!
    What a selfish pig!
    Sorry big brother admins, dont ban me for my blunt opinion.
     
  7. Faos

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    Man, talk about a whiner.

    It's pretty obvious he'll never get over this Bush win. The bottom line is: BUSH WON! It doesn't matter what the margin was, he still won with more votes ever.

    I would have hoped Moore would have at least said something like "I hope Bush can do this or that". Instead he's just a negative, hateful, bitter person.

    He'll fit right in on Hilary's pay roll.
     
  8. ima_drummer2k

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    I think they meant calling other posters names is not allowed. I don't think Michael Moore posts on this site....although sometimes I wonder. ;)
     
  9. Austin70

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    I guess it's ok because they were making fun of his looks and not his strange beliefs.
     
  10. DonnyMost

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    I love how Republicans are spinning this as if it actually means something.

    I guess it's true. Lies, damn lies, and statistics.
     
  11. glynch

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    It is good to keep a perspective on this extremely close election. As the deficit becomes more of an issue, Bush tries to trash social security and the Iraqi mess keeps getting worse those who aren't motivated primarily by conservative sexual morals will realize their mistake.
     
  12. Faos

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    It's not a spin. Bush DID win the election, fair and square.
     
  13. The Real Shady

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    15. b) He will become so cocky and arrogant -- and thus, reckless -- that he will commit a blunder of such major proportions that even his own party will have to remove him from office.

    See this is they type of stuff that pisses me off. I'm amazed that he would want the president to commit a blunder of major proportions just so he could be removed from office. How about lets hope that the president does a great job and America will become stronger nation because of it. Wishing a catastrophic tragedy on America just so you could be right is why this guy will always be a joke to me. It just goes to show you that he has his own interest first over the welfare of our country.
     
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    I'm pretty sure he talking about your "...the most votes ever..." part. While this is true, it's not like it's some statement or anything. It is a result of a large turnout and also the fact that Nader and others had 0% of the votes.

    So, it is spin. The spin could also be turned around by saying that Kerry had more votes than Reagan, Bush 1, and Clinton.

    While all of this is technically true, it is meaningless.

    The only meaningful stat is 51% to 48% margin of victory.

    Not exactly a landslide.
     
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    Friday, November 5th, 2004
    17 Reasons Not to Slit Your Wrists...by Michael Moore

    Dear Friends,

    Ok, it sucks. Really sucks. But before you go and cash it all in, let's, in the words of Monty Python, “always look on the bright side of life!” There IS some good news from Tuesday's election.

    Here are 17 reasons not to slit your wrists:

    1. It is against the law for George W. Bush to run for president again.

    2. Bush's victory was the NARROWEST win for a sitting president since Woodrow Wilson in 1916.

    3. The only age group in which the majority voted for Kerry was young adults (Kerry: 54%, Bush: 44%), proving once again that your parents are always wrong and you should never listen to them.

    4. In spite of Bush's win, the majority of Americans still think the country is headed in the wrong direction (56%), think the war wasn't worth fighting (51%), and don’t approve of the job George W. Bush is doing (52%). (Note to foreigners: Don't try to figure this one out. It's an American thing, like Pop Tarts.)

    5. The Republicans will not have a filibuster-proof 60-seat majority in the Senate. If the Democrats do their job, Bush won't be able to pack the Supreme Court with right-wing ideologues. Did I say "if the Democrats do their job?" Um, maybe better to scratch this one.

    6. Michigan voted for Kerry! So did the entire Northeast, the birthplace of our democracy. So did 6 of the 8 Great Lakes States. And the whole West Coast! Plus Hawaii. Ok, that's a start. We've got most of the fresh water, all of Broadway, and Mt. St. Helens. We can dehydrate them or bury them in lava. And no more show tunes!

    7. Once again we are reminded that the buckeye is a nut, and not just any old nut -- a poisonous nut. A great nation was felled by a poisonous nut. May Ohio State pay dearly this Saturday when it faces Michigan.

    8. 88% of Bush's support came from white voters. In 50 years, America will no longer have a white majority. Hey, 50 years isn't such a long time! If you're ten years old and reading this, your golden years will be truly golden and you will be well cared for in your old age.

    9. Gays, thanks to the ballot measures passed on Tuesday, cannot get married in 11 new states. Thank God. Just think of all those wedding gifts we won't have to buy now.

    10. Five more African Americans were elected as members of Congress, including the return of Cynthia McKinney of Georgia. It's always good to have more blacks in there fighting for us and doing the job our candidates can't.

    11. The CEO of Coors was defeated for Senate in Colorado. Drink up!

    12. Admit it: We like the Bush twins and we don't want them to go away.

    13. At the state legislative level, Democrats picked up a net of at least 3 chambers in Tuesday's elections. Of the 98 partisan-controlled state legislative chambers (house/assembly and senate), Democrats went into the 2004 elections in control of 44 chambers, Republicans controlled 53 chambers, and 1 chamber was tied. After Tuesday, Democrats now control 47 chambers, Republicans control 49 chambers, 1 chamber is tied and 1 chamber (Montana House) is still undecided.

    14. Bush is now a lame duck president. He will have no greater moment than the one he's having this week. It's all downhill for him from here on out -- and, more significantly, he's just not going to want to do all the hard work that will be expected of him. It'll be like everyone's last month in 12th grade -- you've already made it, so it's party time! Perhaps he'll treat the next four years like a permanent Friday, spending even more time at the ranch or in Kennebunkport. And why shouldn't he? He's already proved his point, avenged his father and kicked our ass.

    15. Should Bush decide to show up to work and take this country down a very dark road, it is also just as likely that either of the following two scenarios will happen: a) Now that he doesn't ever need to pander to the Christian conservatives again to get elected, someone may whisper in his ear that he should spend these last four years building "a legacy" so that history will render a kinder verdict on him and thus he will not push for too aggressive a right-wing agenda; or b) He will become so cocky and arrogant -- and thus, reckless -- that he will commit a blunder of such major proportions that even his own party will have to remove him from office.

    16. There are nearly 300 million Americans -- 200 million of them of voting age. We only lost by three and a half million! That's not a landslide -- it means we're almost there. Imagine losing by 20 million. If you had 58 yards to go before you reached the goal line and then you barreled down 55 of those yards, would you stop on the three yard line, pick up the ball and go home crying -- especially when you get to start the next down on the three yard line? Of course not! Buck up! Have hope! More sports analogies are coming!!!

    17. Finally and most importantly, over 55 million Americans voted for the candidate dubbed "The #1 Liberal in the Senate." That's more than the total number of voters who voted for either Reagan, Bush I, Clinton or Gore. Again, more people voted for Kerry than Reagan. If the media are looking for a trend it should be this -- that so many Americans were, for the first time since Kennedy, willing to vote for an out-and-out liberal. The country has always been filled with evangelicals -- that is not news. What IS news is that so many people have shifted toward a Massachusetts liberal. In fact, that's BIG news. Which means, don't expect the mainstream media, the ones who brought you the Iraq War, to ever report the real truth about November 2, 2004. In fact, it's better that they don't. We'll need the element of surprise in 2008.

    Feeling better? I hope so. As my friend Mort wrote me yesterday, "My Romanian grandfather used to say to me, 'Remember, Morton, this is such a wonderful country -- it doesn't even need a president!'"

    But it needs us. Rest up, I'll write you again tomorrow.

    Yours,

    Michael Moore
    MMFlint@aol.com
    www.michaelmoore.com
     
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    It's called humor. The election is over. Time to lighten up, Francis.
     
  18. Troy McClure

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    Is Michael Moore fatter or uglier than Karl Rove ?

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    I'm not sure, but man there are some UGLY people in Washington.


    Christopher Warren aka - Jowely Jowelerson

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    James Baker aka - ... Jowely Prescott Jowelerson

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    Bill " Don't look directly into his eyes" Owens

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    Chris "did ya hear about that new hotdog with the bacon inside it" Dodd

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    Tom Delay - Someone just hug him, please. He just looks so evil...

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    Cutie Pie of the century - Robert Novak

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    You have to hand it to these guys wives though.... man that must be difficult.
     
  19. Troy McClure

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    Correction - Bill Owens is not in Washington .... yet.
     
  20. ima_drummer2k

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    Actually it proves that once they grow up, they'll vote Republican.

    Link?


    OK, I actually agree with this one.

    Man, talk about SPIN!
     

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