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It's 2 am and my girlfriends dog just **** on me.

Discussion in 'BBS Hangout' started by CCorn, Sep 2, 2014.

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  1. CCorn

    CCorn Member

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    Wake up.

    Dog **** all over me. All over the floor. All over the bed.

    Scream.

    Girl wakes up and blames me. Then sees it on the floor.

    Now I'm naked and scared.

    Possibly the worst experience in my life.
     
    #1 CCorn, Sep 2, 2014
  2. VanityHalfBlack

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    Leaked source?
     
    #2 VanityHalfBlack, Sep 2, 2014
  3. RV6

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    Didn't you already stink a month ago? Or was that someone else? :confused:
     
    #3 RV6, Sep 2, 2014
  4. CCorn

    CCorn Member

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    Don't confuse me with another clear creek graduate.
     
    #4 CCorn, Sep 2, 2014
  5. Zboy

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    What a b****
     
    #5 Zboy, Sep 2, 2014
  6. benchmoochie

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    can you make a reddit thread?
     
    #6 benchmoochie, Sep 2, 2014
  7. Jontro

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    Don't think it's gonna work, breh. Time to break up with the dog.
     
    #7 Jontro, Sep 2, 2014
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    Send the dog flowers?
     
    #8 shastarocket, Sep 2, 2014
  9. Voice of Aus

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    This is what clutch envisioned when he made clutch fans all those years ago ;)
     
    #9 Voice of Aus, Sep 2, 2014
  10. CCorn

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    I'm so tired. Wasn't able to fall back asleep until 4:30. Kept thinking of the poop.
     
    #10 CCorn, Sep 2, 2014
  11. what

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    Marking his territory?
     
    #11 what, Sep 2, 2014
  12. rocketsballin

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    no laughing matter. time to call the cops so they can kill the dog. i think thats what they do now
     
    #12 rocketsballin, Sep 2, 2014
  13. TheMystery008

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    Ice cream sundae.
     
    #13 TheMystery008, Sep 2, 2014
  14. conquistador#11

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    maybe he is not that into you ?

    if it's a one time thing just let it go, if it continues then see a dog specialist.
     
    #14 conquistador#11, Sep 2, 2014
  15. ThatBoyNick

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    Double scoop chocolate, extra fudge and a cherry on top.
     
    #15 ThatBoyNick, Sep 2, 2014
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    2 persons, 1 dog?
     
    #16 donkeypunch, Sep 2, 2014
  17. davidio840

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    ^^^ lol

    So was it just turds or did the dog spray watery **** all of you?
     
    #17 davidio840, Sep 2, 2014
  18. Dgn1

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    Beasti and Scat at the same time, what a wild night. Your girlfriends dog gave you a Stanley steamer.
     
    #18 Dgn1, Sep 2, 2014
  19. Roc Paint

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    Vapoorize
     
    #19 Roc Paint, Sep 2, 2014
  20. RedRedemption

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    Don't let this dog out-alpha you.
    Be a true alpha male and **** all over the dog and leave some for your girlfriend too.
     
    #20 RedRedemption, Sep 2, 2014
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