actually, it began last night. We were closing up shop and I wanted to take one last piss before leaving. As I enter the restroom, anticipating the satisfaction i would soon receive, what do I have waiting for me near the toilet bowl? Ahh, the aesthetically pleasing view of a red-streaked tampon, no where near the trashcan. it called to me to do the right thing. It begged that I pick it up, place it in it's rightful place. It would be forever greatful, as would be my co-workers. But instead, I failed it. I failed my coworkers. Soon, they too would find it this morning as their olfactory senses were overloaded by the permeating aroma of the black pudding. I "know" who did it too. here's the boss' email: "It has been brought to my attention that last night or early this morning the back restroom--off the training lab--was left in horrific condition. I am appalled that one of my staff members would leave the restroom in this condition. I can only apologize to Adrian who cleaned up this mess. I am absolutely amazed that I have to ask each of you to please be considerate of your colleagues and practice good hygiene. "
That is disgusting....Is Adrian a guy or a girl? Either way, do you have a cleaning crew that comes or night or something? I can only imagine how nasty that must have smelled this morning. Good luck eating lunch today, try not to think of that what must have been horrible aroma! Spoiler NSFW Picture
adrian's a guy. he's real cool. he's the janitor here. he was already gone for the day when i found it. there were a couple of other folks who found it this morning before he could get in to clean it up.
umm at walgreens once, there was **** on the side of the stalls.. some chick took a **** standing up apparently and wiped her ass on the stall. it was disgusting... my manager was like, come help me clean it, i said its against my religion and left.
When my ex wife was pregnant with our first child she had horrible morning sickness. We had actually just gotten her out of the hospital because she was throwing up blood and dehydrated. We were driving home and she wanted to get something to eat so we stopped at DQ and she got an ice cream. We had been there about 10 minutes and she jumps up and runs to the bathroom. A few minutes later she comes back and says, "Uh, will you come check to see if there is any blood in it?" So I'm about to go in there with her and she says that she kind of missed. We open the door and it looked like someone stuck a stick of dynamite up her ass and blew her up all over the bathroom. It was on the sink, the walls, the floor, and all over the toilet. I'm like, HOLY ****! She asks if we should tell the manager and I'm like, hell no, lets get the hell out of here. I felt sorry for whoever went in there next, they had a HUGE ****ING SURPRISE! I bet the whole crew quit that evening.
man thats disgusting,the least you coulda done is left a 20 for the dude who has to clean it up... i feel like throwin up just reading that
We had just spent the last two days at the hospital because she was throwing up blood. I think she just wanted to show me her handy work.
oh, she threw up. i thought she ran to the bathroom to take a ****. doh! misunderstood there...haha. i mean, you did say it looked like someone stuck dynamite up her ass. naturally, i assumed she took a dump.
Doh, sorry. Yeah she threw up. I just meant that it looked like someone blew up in there. I still to this day don't know how she got it everywhere like she did. It was unbelievable. It was before the time of camera phones or I would have taken a picture even though it was horrible.
I'm not understanding something here. Did your coworker leave a bloody tampon on the floor or crap on the floor or both?
