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In less than an hour I'm going to have sex with an escort

Discussion in 'BBS Hangout' started by IPSAC, Jul 10, 2013.

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  1. fchowd0311

    fchowd0311 Contributing Member

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    time will tell... if not OP has won trolling.
     
    #61 fchowd0311, Jul 10, 2013
  2. The Real Shady

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    Eat her butt.
     
    #62 The Real Shady, Jul 10, 2013
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  3. Caltex2

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    Insert "This will not end well" demotivational poster.
     
    #63 Caltex2, Jul 10, 2013
  4. Jontro

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    I second this... OP may need some viagra.
     
    #64 Jontro, Jul 10, 2013
  5. fchowd0311

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    that too lol
     
    #65 fchowd0311, Jul 10, 2013
  6. thisiscaketown

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    Surely OP will deliver.
     
    #66 thisiscaketown, Jul 10, 2013
  7. srrm

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    Looks like it's business time!

    <object width="420" height="315"><param name="movie" value="//www.youtube.com/v/AqZcYPEszN8?hl=en_US&amp;version=3"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"></param><embed src="//www.youtube.com/v/AqZcYPEszN8?hl=en_US&amp;version=3" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="420" height="315" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true"></embed></object>
     
    #67 srrm, Jul 10, 2013
  8. TheRealist137

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    Most escorts are ugly and post fake pictures. There is a 90% chance that the girl you actually see is completely different and a lot uglier than the girl in the pictures. They are hoping that once you are already in the same room you just go with it instead of backing out.

    All of the legit hot escorts are going to be well out of your price range, and will definitely not be advertising on those shady sites. They are usually on exclusive websites, the ones that have reviews and everything, and don't just let anybody post an ad. If not they aren't even online at all and you have to know right people to get into contact with them.

    There is a 10% chance that the girl is just a naive newbie and the pictures are actually her, but don't count on it.
     
    #68 TheRealist137, Jul 10, 2013
  9. hotballa

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    damnit, why am I always late to these threads? Page 4!

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    #69 hotballa, Jul 11, 2013
  10. Kam

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    The poster tore his acl recently, has nothing better to do?
     
    #70 Kam, Jul 11, 2013
  11. Felixthecat

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    OP...i have some wristbands you might be interested in after your date. :grin:
     
    #71 Felixthecat, Jul 11, 2013
  12. Fyreball

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    And. Here. We. Go.
     
    #72 Fyreball, Jul 11, 2013
  13. RKREBORN

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    I hope this guys still alive
     
    #73 RKREBORN, Jul 11, 2013
  14. percicles

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    How do you know OP is poor? Maybe he has bigtexxx style oil hooker slush fund.
     
    #74 percicles, Jul 11, 2013
  15. Han Solo

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    hahah gotta love russell peters
     
    #75 Han Solo, Jul 11, 2013
  16. jayhow92

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    I have a hunch that OP is going to blow it.
     
    #76 jayhow92, Jul 11, 2013
  17. RKREBORN

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    Giggity
     
    #77 RKREBORN, Jul 11, 2013
  18. rezdawg

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    For hot escorts, travel to Vegas. The rest of them, good luck having them live up to any pics you see online.

    My only escort experience was in a club in Vegas...I was drunk and had the courage to step up to a 10...we talked for a couple hours at the club, grabbed a bite at 4 am, and then she asked me how much Im willing to pay. :eek: Complete buzzkill. I told her she needed to pay me and we went our separate ways. FML.

    In any case, pics please.
     
    #78 rezdawg, Jul 11, 2013
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    Look forward to reading this again tomorrow evening when I am not fasting...
     
    #79 LCAhmed, Jul 11, 2013
  20. Felixthecat

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    Someone's in a palace inn bathtub crying and cleaning right about now.
     
    #80 Felixthecat, Jul 11, 2013
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