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I'm disgusted at The Houston Press and their readers.

Discussion in 'BBS Hangout' started by Fatty FatBastard, Dec 26, 2010.

  1. Shroopy2

    Shroopy2 Contributing Member

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    Alright, no beans. Cool beans?
     
  2. Fatty FatBastard

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    Culinary school? Why not Devry?
     
  3. Fatty FatBastard

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    You've deducted poorly, moron...

    How new are you?
     
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    I'm not smart enough for devry. yes, a culinary school, just like your boy alton brown attended.
     
  5. Fatty FatBastard

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    University of Georgia. Better than Devry. And widely held by chefs in America as an authority on food and its history.

    Are you really disagreeing with this? Because you have a slap-chop final in 10 hours mister!
     
  6. Landlord Landry

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    derp. alton brown received a degree in drama from the university of georgia. he received his degree in culinary from NECI....gasp.......a culinary school.

    lol at uga being a top culinary school. goodnight bozo.
     
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  7. Fatty FatBastard

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    He is renowned by his peers. You are a laughingstock.

    Enjoy whichever devry/phoenix/ITT institute you went to. Your argument just embarrasses you more.

    Tee hee.
     
  8. jo mama

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    i see a bunch of chili nazis on here. claiming that if you have beans it is not chili, but stew...what the heck is chili? its a type of stew!

    "nein beans en zien chilistauffen!"
     
  9. Harrisment

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    I love this thread.
     
  10. KingCheetah

    KingCheetah Contributing Member

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    There is nothing better than someone so dumb they have no idea how dumb they really are -- it's known as the 'fatty effect'.
     
  11. Two Sandwiches

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    You are dumb.

    You are really dumb.


    For real.
     
  12. Fatty FatBastard

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    WTF was this for? What an asinine comment.

    Talk about stupid.

    Sorry I've never thought your comments were clever. Don't take it so personally.
     
  13. Ubiquitin

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    So run and tell THAT,
    fatboy.
     
  14. MoBalls

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    LOL. Fatty went to bed swinging and woke up swinging. Thanks for the laugh.
     
  15. Ubiquitin

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    Fatty is going to get banned again.

    He has an anger management problem.
     
  16. Daedalus

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    the original food Nazi:
    Louis de Funes gives recipe to German patron - "Le Grand Restaurant"

    recette par de Funes
     
  17. jo mama

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    i like you fatty, but if you are citing this guy...
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    ...as any kind of authority of texas chili than you are probably a homosexual.
     
  18. Surfguy

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    i don't like chili without kidney beans in it.

    i'm still going to call it chili, though, regardless of what you prick chili purists have to say. lol.
     
  19. rimrocker

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    All you bean-lovers probably cheered when Ozzy Osbourne peed on the Alamo. You have no appreciation for history, no appreciation for the civilization that the pillar of chili holds up. Follow the path of these fine people...

    O. Henry, the great short story writer (and contributor to the Houston Post) said:

    "delectable chile-con-carne... composed of delicate meats minced with aromatic herbs and the poignant chile colorado -- a compound full of singular savor and a fiery zest..."


    Harry James, the famous trumpeter said:

    "Next to jazz music, there is nothing that lifts the spirit and strengthens the soul more than a good bowl of chili."

    He also said:

    "Congress should pass a law making it mandatory for all restaurants serving chili to follow a Texas recipe."

    Jesse James refused to rob a bank in McKinney Texas because in the town was his favorite chili parlor.

    Kit Carson, famous frontiersman used his last breath to utter these words:

    "Wish I had time for just one more bowl of chili."


    (Speaking of deathbed wishes, Clark Gable's last meal was chili.)

    Will Rogers once said chili is a:

    "bowl of blessedness."

    LBJ:

    "Chili concocted outside of Texas is usually a weak, apologetic imitation of the real thing. One of the first things I do when I get home to Texas is to have a bowl of red. There is simply nothing better."

    These people weren't moved by bean soup. They were moved by chili.

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  20. KingCheetah

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    Yes, we've been talking about you for quite a while -- did you just notice?
     

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