Don't eat her food. http://latimesblogs.latimes.com/lanow/2011/07/garden-grove-husband-penis-cut-off.html Woman accused of cutting off husband's penis said he 'deserved' it
damn...i can't think of any reason that would deserve this kind of treatment...just like i can't imagine anything a girl would do for me to pour acid on her face.....
Woman goes to her doctor. He notices she is black and blue all over. Why are you so bruised? She says " every night my husband comes home he ends up getting mad and slapping me around. The doc says " try this, when your husband comes home, fill your mouth with sweet tea and swish it around until he goes to bed." Really?, OK I'll try it. About a week later she is back at the doctor. He says" you look so much better" She says " Oh yes doctor my husband hasn't hit me all week" The doc says " see, sometimes it's better just to keep your mouth shut".
