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If you donn't laugh at this, there is something wrong with you.

Discussion in 'BBS Hangout' started by K LoLo, Apr 19, 2010.

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  1. K LoLo

    K LoLo Member

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    Hilarious story from a friend of mine. He e-mailed me today saying he had to tell someone but wanted it kept a secret, so for his sake, I will not say his name. (He's ok'd me to do this btw.)

    Here are his e-mails:

    Then I asked about posting it on CF so everyone could enjoy this moment.

    Couldnt stop laughing. :) :grin: :eek:
     
    #1 K LoLo, Apr 19, 2010
  2. fadeaway

    fadeaway Contributing Member

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    If there ever was a time for a "cool story, bro" this is it.
     
    #2 fadeaway, Apr 19, 2010
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  3. BmwM3

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    The last quote is not right. When Women are comfortable around you, they will let it rip like no ones business.



    I also have a story, but don't want to make a thread for it. This happened last night.

    My cousins(girls) and I went out for sushi last night. Last song we heard on the radio was that Lady gaga song where she say, "Alejandro!" over and over again.

    We'll we were sitting there and she starts singing "Alejandro! Alejandro!" Next thing you know the Mexican guy filling drinks ran over and filled her drink.

    I know Cool Story, Bro!
     
    #3 BmwM3, Apr 19, 2010
  4. tingYAO

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    Very mediocre story broeshp
     
    #4 tingYAO, Apr 19, 2010
  5. s2kboy16

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    hahahahaha...thats funny. This has actually happened to me at a restaurant. But i wasn't dropping a deuce.
     
    #5 s2kboy16, Apr 19, 2010
  6. AroundTheWorld

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    Made me laugh, and yes, has happened to me before as well!
     
    #6 AroundTheWorld, Apr 19, 2010
  7. kaleidosky

    kaleidosky Your Tweety Bird dance just cost us a run

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    sadly, this is true.

    I was waiting for the part where he came out and the woman was still in there.
     
    #7 kaleidosky, Apr 19, 2010
  8. McNultyisDrunk

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    1980's book flashback time!

    [​IMG]
     
    #8 McNultyisDrunk, Apr 19, 2010
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  9. kaleidosky

    kaleidosky Your Tweety Bird dance just cost us a run

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    holy crap awesome and unique reference
     
    #9 kaleidosky, Apr 19, 2010
  10. Miguel

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    Sideways Stories From Wayside School > any other Louis Sachar works.
     
    #10 Miguel, Apr 19, 2010
  11. kikimama

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    I kept waiting and waiting, and it never came. :(
    (setting it up for Swoly-D).
     
    #11 kikimama, Apr 19, 2010
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    Standing toilets? This guy really never goes into mens public restrooms?
     
    #12 Serg300, Apr 19, 2010
  13. Mulder

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    There is something wrong with me*


    *According to your bull***** criteria.
     
    #13 Mulder, Apr 19, 2010
  14. moestavern19

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    Stool Story, Bro.
     
    #14 moestavern19, Apr 19, 2010
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  15. ASidd_1990

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    Moe, you racist pig! Stop bashing PGabriel! ;)
     
    #15 ASidd_1990, Apr 19, 2010
  16. thegary

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    this thread is all the proof i needed.
     
    #16 thegary, Apr 19, 2010
  17. Blurr#7

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    Poop story, bro.
     
    #17 Blurr#7, Apr 19, 2010
  18. gwatson86

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    Duuude... Wayside School. I forgot all about those books. All I can really remember is that it was in a skyscraper or something... and there was a girl with pigtails that some kid always wanted to pull. Good times...
     
    #18 gwatson86, Apr 19, 2010
  19. SwoLy-D

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    :eek: It's just too easy. I mean, you put it in there for me. It's just not fun to do it anymore. It's not hard. :( I don't think I can do it. Someone else take this one, please. :eek:
     
    #19 SwoLy-D, Apr 19, 2010
  20. MadMax

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    I wanted to laugh, but sadly I'm still way too disturbed the the Human Centipede trailer.
     
    #20 MadMax, Apr 20, 2010
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