07034583 Kevin Garnett Course/Section and Title Grade Credits MTH- 020 06 Fundamentals of Arithmetic 1 F 0 WR- 095 04 Word to sentence F 0 RD- 090 01 Basic Reading Skills F 0 WR- 090 02 Fundamentals of English D+ 1.3 WC- 085 01 Intro to History F 0 PE- 185 007 Basketball/Advanced A 4 Total Earned Credits 5.3 Total Grade Points 24 Cumulative GPA 0.22
Andrew Bynum: the kid who everybody thinks is cool but in reality is very needy and socially r****ded.
luke walton rich kid who everyone knows that he gets all the preferential treatment because his dad was the school's most famous alum
Mehmet Okur is an ugly f*****. That's not really a high school role, I just think he's an ugly f*****.
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I don't really see Stern as authoritarian-type principal. More of a super professional type principal who just does his job, and is often down to earth though occassionally lays down the law, if things get out of control. If there was a commissioner who was fit the bill as strict or authoritarian it would be Roger Goodell. I could see him suspending or expelling alot of students. Mixing a few NFL/MLB/NHL people I think Brett Favre is definitely the wild party guy senior and one of the more popular kids in school, who probably has caught the attention of local police officer, but for nothing serious. Something, like a silly prank or outrageous gag. I think Pacman catches the attention of local police officer and school officials for brandishing a gun and beating up members of dance teams. Rodney Stuckey, the kid on the basketball team who might related to 50 Cents. Luis Scola, the somewhat quiet newly arrived exchange student who has a funny accent, but gets alot of attention from the opposite sex. Mike Ditka, the teacher that doesn't take any S#it. Tom Brady, The average high school student, very unassuming, who most people wouldn't recognize, if he weren't the star QB and on the principal's list. Very down to the earth, non-chalant, can be gullable at times, though. Sasha Vajucic The scrawny Freshman who sits at the end of the bench and talks alot of trash (with nothing to show for it) on the court and in class, but is dating a professional super model and cheating on her with the hot Algebra teacher. Makes not sense does it. Earl Watson, the kid that's dating the hot chick from My Wife and Kids. Unknown BB??? The guy on the basketball team who already has 4 kids and he's only 15. Pat Riley The teacher that drives all of those sports cars and wears very luxurious suits, and you wonder wear he gets that kind of money from for just being a high school teacher. Steve Nash The kid who is always seen skateboarding and is very relaxed (to the point many even assume he might be one of the biggest reefers on campus), but he is actually pretty good student and one of the best athletes in state.
Yao Ming - The really tall asian kid that never talks, rarely smiles, and seems to lack all manners of a social life. Tracy McGrady - The kid that blames his teachers/classmates/parents for his bad grades, when he himself doesn't pay attention to anything during class. LeBron James - Most popular kid in school. Despite having some flaws, he almost never gets criticism from his peers. Rafer Alston - The "streetballer" that was cool at first, but his popularity decreased after they find out that he has no actual offensive game whatsoever. Joey Dorsey - Stereotypical jock. Strong and athletic on the court/field, but absolutely mentally r****ded in the classroom. Rick Adelman - The laid-back teacher that doesn't give a S%$& about your education, and doesn't care if you don't listen to his lectures. Mark Cuban - The over-enthusiastic parent that goes to EVERY SINGLE basketball game and whines and complains at the refs, coaches, and players. He pretty much gets tossed from every game he goes to. Clutch the Bear - The official school mascot. He's so cool that he bangs a different girl for every day of a week.
Dikembe Motombo is the guy that had sexual relations with all of the co-eds, teachers and mothers with hot asses
Pau Gasol is the chick with the metallic back brace. Nate Robinson is the guy who dresses up as Lil Bow Wow and moves his hands a lot when he speaks so they can accidentally brush up against some broad's t*** once in a while. Kenyon Martin is the guy nympho white girls hang out with after school. Elton Brand is the 20 year old senior who just can't fit in. Ron Artest is the reason tinman spends lunch breaks squatting in a bathroom stall eating his mother's ham and cheese sandwiches, crying, waiting for the bell to ring, so he can run to the safety of band class.
Greg Oden is the freshman who constantly gets mistaken for a senior, and who eventually turns into the senior who constantly gets mistaken for faculty.
