derrick ross is the high school athlete whos always late for class, always sleeping in class, and never studies for a test but the the principle always bumps his grade up so he could play in the big games.
Jerry stackhouse is that kid who always wanted to join the school's choir but his abusive father didn't let him.
Sasha Vujacic is the guy going out with one of the popular girls to fit in with the rest of his group, but is also having discrete sex with a male professor.
C'mon guys, who is Ron Artest? The guy who has an chemical imbalance and punched the teacher in the face sending him to the hospital with a broken nose?
David stern is the stict principle. Larry Brown is the teacher who's been teaching at the school since it opened. jerry sloan is that teacher no one likes. lawrence frank is that teacher that looks like a student so the kids pick on him. Phill jackson is the cool teacher.
The Texans are the school football team that you think is better than everyone else because they are your school's team. The only Rockets mentioned in this thread were Yao, T-Mac, and Battier. The Rockets have no personality without T-Mac or Yao.
Aaron Brooks is the freshman that appears quiet and unassuming, but is banging the hot senior girls on the down low.
Durant is the sophomore with tourettes. Jose Calderon chills with Rudy Fernandez and Steve Nash only to talk about soccer. All day. Dirk is the weird kid who is insecure about his appearance.. Rasheed, KG and Kobe are the jocks that always stuff the nerds (AK47, Richard Jefferson) in the lockers. Paul Pierce, Chris Paul and Monta are the wannabee cool kids that once you get under their skin, they start crying. Greg Oden, Gil 0 and Timmy are the class clowns. T-mac is the girl that once was the hottest in the whole school, now looks like horrible but is trying a Britney Spears like comeback to resuscitate her reputation.
