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If someone is standing in the median like a dumbass

Discussion in 'BBS Hangout' started by Pen15clubber, Jan 4, 2018.

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  1. Pen15clubber

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    Even though it technically wasn't my fault I felt like an absolute fool when it happened. I think my voice even cracked when I yelled "fuuuuvk youu" So many people were staring but nobody said anything. Flip flops and socks on a damn Thursday moringjng
     
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    I was born there and spent my first few years there. She could do better.
     
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    I had a patient that was hit when he was standing in the median and he sued them
     
    #24 hvic, Jan 5, 2018
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    Were you serving the chick divorce papers?? Did you invite her to play some mini golf after you served her?
     
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    This woman went from judo to crossfit to Starbucks. I think id rather get hit by the car than swung on by her
     
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    Haha.

    What if someone is walking the wrong way towards oncoming traffic , right or left lane. Can I run him over?
     
    #29 RasaqBoi, Jan 5, 2018
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    But wasn't it? Were you jaywalking? Where is this "median" you were standing in? At an intersection? In a turn lane? What size of median are you talking about? How close to traffic were you (obviously too ****ing close)?

    The mirrors on my truck stick pretty far out, "towing mirrors" they're called. The panhandlers in Austin know to get the hell back if I'm in motion.
     
    #30 Buck Turgidson, Jan 5, 2018
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    glad you made it out alive @Pen15clubber breh. remember things could be worse, in some places they're taking away the service in gas stations.
     
    #31 Jontro, Jan 6, 2018
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    Unfortunately breh I died :eek: I see FTW here. He says wuddup
     
    #32 Pen15clubber, Jan 6, 2018
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    Everyone in Texas city dreams of one day being able to afford to move to league city
     
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    aw shiiiiiit... tell him jontro say wassup! and that i will 'like' whatevet his reply is.
     
    #34 Jontro, Jan 6, 2018
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