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I think jontro is in the stall next to me...

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  1. CCorn

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    I'm at a walmart taking a "break" between stops, and it's obvious what the person next to me is doing....

    This is awkward. I don't want to get out until he's gone, I can't make eye contact..... I hope he washes his hands.... Could be an employee, I'm in the back where employees go.
     
    #1 CCorn, Jan 20, 2014
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    Start cheering him on and offering words of encouragement.
     
    #2 Haymitch, Jan 20, 2014
  3. CCorn

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    I started coughing and he left shortly after.
     
    #3 CCorn, Jan 20, 2014
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    Potentially epic thread.
     
    #4 RedDynasty, Jan 20, 2014
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    Small world, man! I was just masturbating at Walmart when this idiot next to me starting choking or something.......man idk....but I was just about to cu.......oh wait....
     
    #5 roxxfan, Jan 20, 2014
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    **FAP.. FAP... FAP..... FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP**
     
    #6 FLASH21, Jan 20, 2014
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    You should have just yelled out OMAHA *clap clap*
     
    #7 LonghornFan, Jan 20, 2014
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    if you're in walmart you should've gone to the medicine section and grabbed your boy some Astroglide.

    seems that he was strugglin.
     
    #8 BDswangHTX, Jan 20, 2014
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    You should have yelled, 'Who does #2 work for?"
     
    #9 Yonkers, Jan 20, 2014
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    Was there a glory hole in the stall?
     
    #10 Falcons Talon, Jan 20, 2014
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    Say, out loud: "Back to day 0, eh, Jontro? :confused: " and leave.
     
    #11 SwoLy-D, Jan 20, 2014
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    This is the main reason why I only take a dump at home. People do all kind of nasty ish in stalls.
     
    #12 Felixthecat, Jan 20, 2014
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    Jontro is on a lifelong day zero since puberty, actually.
     
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  14. CCorn

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    Ya... But they do have seat covers at walmart.
     
    #14 CCorn, Jan 20, 2014
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    lol...if it's an employee, he probably did it in the stall you were in the day before and used one of those force field generating seat covers to clean his j*zz and leaving some on the next few seat covers. What if that's what he does everyday? Then rubs one out the next day while his victim is sitting in the stall next to him, sitting on his j*zz? :eek:
     
    #15 Felixthecat, Jan 20, 2014
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    thank the lord for weiner walls!
     
    #16 conquistador#11, Jan 20, 2014
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    Dang, talk about clean up on isle 9...:eek:
    .......
    .......
    .......
     
    #17 BamBam, Jan 20, 2014
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    <iframe width="560" height="315" src="//www.youtube.com/embed/g2yyhoceap0" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe>
     
    #18 el gnomo, Jan 20, 2014
  19. CCorn

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    I always assumed people used the break room. Or dry storage, that's where shenanigans went on at restaurants.
     
    #19 CCorn, Jan 20, 2014
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    I'm not sure what's more disturbing, the guy jerking off in a public bathroom or the guy taking a video of it.
     
    #20 Rockets12, Jan 20, 2014
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