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I blame Morey for . . .

Discussion in 'Houston Rockets: Game Action & Roster Moves' started by Rocket River, Oct 31, 2010.

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  1. Pizza_Da_Hut

    Pizza_Da_Hut I put on pants for this?

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    I blame Morey for daring me to dream. Damn you.
     
  2. dd89

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    This thread is a f :eek: :eek: king WIN! Seriously!

    And I must say the way you wrote it was so emotional and sensual that I got a bit turned on. Let's have s :eek: x.
     
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  3. eman

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    Stuff happens. Little things, like BM's step across the inbounds line, get compounded, like BM's foul + technical, and finally add up to "one of those games." I hope a few days of practice, and attention to detail, will get us on the right track.
     
  4. rox81

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    That would be awesome. I love them. Every game I go to I spend at least 1/4 of the time talking about them with my friends. If that means I'm less a basketball fan, so be it.

    You can dissect PER and +/- ad nauseum, but the only stats I'm really concerned with are 36/24/36.

    Actually, last night I got to meet my favorite RPD and got a photo with her! It was, like, one of the 20 greatest moments of my life.

    As I watched the last preseason game against the Mavs I felt crestfallen as I realized their cheerleaders are hotter than ours, but last night I noticed that we have an extra-blazing-hot crew this year. They got rid of the chunky-midriff girls and the ones with bad hair and replaced them with slim-but-curvy sex machines.

    Morey is good but overrated in his line of work; the RPD are good but tremendously underrated. Unlike Yao, they put in more than 24 minutes per game. (Of course, they're off for all the road games.)
     
  5. heypartner

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    Do you think the RPDs do any back to backs?
     
  6. Bo6

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    I kinda blame our players...
     
  7. Carl Herrera

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    I blame Steve Francis for building the Toyota Center, otherwise, the Rockets would have left town and there won't be any kind of b****, whether in "Morey" tems or in more traditional terms, at all.
     
  8. heypartner

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    yeah, but which one. you have to pick a side. I blame myself for the fact that I'm in Europe right now watching Bundesliga, and not the rockets. I mean, think about it. I leave the country for one week and you guys let Morey sign Dampier. WTF! Can't you guys hold down the fort with one week? This is on you.
     
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    Everyone needs to calm down about 0-3. The Cavs started 0-2 last year and finished 61-21.

    Being bad in the first few games is the best possible time to be bad.
     
  10. DaJet

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    We don't have LeBron on our team.
     
  11. Carl Herrera

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    A friend of mine was a big NY Mets fan. A couple years ago the Mets had something like a 7 game lead on the division with 2 weeks to go in the seaosn. He went on a 2 trip to Germany and the Mets choked away the entire lead during this time. I believe he blames Germany for it to this date.
     
  12. Mr. Clutch

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    Are you saying Yao Ming is going to have The Decision and take his talents to South Beach this next offseason?
     
  13. REEKO_HTOWN

    REEKO_HTOWN I'm Rich Biiiiaaatch!

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    It be da government fault I aint got no job.
     
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    I blame Jermaine Taylor...
     
  15. Carl Herrera

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    STFU with your stats Einstein. The Cavs know how to play P'N'R defense! Discuss that!
     
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    haha. I also blame Germany for my 20lb increase in weight over the past week.
     
  18. Shaud

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    I blame Morey for the decline of Hip Hop.
     
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    [​IMG]
     
  20. Mr. Clutch

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    That is funny stuff. :grin:
     

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