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[Humor] Houston Press: 5 Reasons Why LeBron Will Announce He's A Houston Rocket

Discussion in 'Houston Rockets: Game Action & Roster Moves' started by Clutch, Jul 8, 2010.

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  1. bratna8

    bratna8 Member

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    Smokescreen = Bosh
    Lowry tweet = Gone (locked right away)
    Ultimate moneyball player........


    THE DECISION WILL BE TONIGHT
     
    #21 bratna8, Jul 8, 2010
  2. Deep Waters

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    Didn't even chuckle on the inside. I can see where he (the writer) was trying to go, but it really didn't work for him.
     
    #22 Deep Waters, Jul 8, 2010
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    1st Reason was completely uncalled for and somewhat offensive, as for the rest of the list wasn't really that funny.
     
    #23 magnomonkey, Jul 8, 2010
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    #24 R0ckets03, Jul 8, 2010
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    not even close
     
    #25 SF3isBack!!, Jul 8, 2010
  6. Clutch

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    Damn. Actually I was going to say the same about you guys in not finding it funny. The Carlos Lee and Chase Budinger things made me laugh... but I guess it's just my kind of humor.
     
    #26 Clutch, Jul 8, 2010
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    Give Clutch a break, Bosh has put him through the emotional rollercoaster, and he needs time to get back on the lollercoaster.
     
    #27 moestavern19, Jul 8, 2010
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    Sorry, dude.

    Worst. Clutch thread. Ever.

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    #28 gwatson86, Jul 8, 2010
  9. Thefabman

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    i thought it was pretty funny :grin:
     
    #29 Thefabman, Jul 8, 2010
  10. DaDakota

    DaDakota If you want to know, just ask!

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    Smart and witty, nice.

    DD
     
    #30 DaDakota, Jul 8, 2010
  11. AKRocketsFan

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    I don't want that Circus Freak Show here. We don't need the NBA poster kid. We need winners. We might just have all the pieces we need already. More size is always nice but we're getting Yao back. Patterson is built like Al Horford and Hill got some length as well. Not to mention Scola who just has a knack for boards.
     
    #31 AKRocketsFan, Jul 8, 2010
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    :eek: :eek: :eek:
     
    #32 Rookie34, Jul 8, 2010
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    i get to decide what is funny. i also get to decide which things taste good and which turd is the biggest when i take a dump.

    Richard Connelly is funny.
     
    #33 speedball, Jul 8, 2010
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    Well said! (or written...whatever)
     
    #34 shaggylambda, Jul 8, 2010
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    Seriously? I didn't find it funny at all. The last reason made me do a 1/4 snicker, but only because I realized DD wrote this article.
     
    #35 roslolian, Jul 8, 2010
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    I had a dream while taking a nap that I mind controlled Lebron James into signing with the Rockets. Than I woke up. :(
     
    #36 dkoune, Jul 8, 2010
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    I just hope LeBron doesn't read that article and change his mind about coming to Houston.
     
    #37 theimpossibles1, Jul 8, 2010
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    Obligatory

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    #38 TheTruth, Jul 8, 2010
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    bullardfan なんでやねん

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    #39 bullardfan, Jul 8, 2010
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