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How to pass a drug test

Discussion in 'BBS Hangout' started by UTweezer, Aug 24, 2004.

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  1. Al Calavicci

    Al Calavicci Contributing Member

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    you ignorant, lucky b*stard.
     
  2. Wack-T-713

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    wtf, ?????
     
  3. vstexas09

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    drink water (1-2 gallons a day) or just don't be an idiot and smoke...
     
  4. Wack-T-713

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    I applied to this job in September 09. I honestly didn't think they were going to call me back. I mean shiiiiit, it's 2010 now. I just got lucky that I haven't been doing it in over 2 1/2 weeks. I was about to at a party the other day. I don't plan on doing it anymore due to the random drug testing policies at the airport
     
  5. LonghornFan

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    Trust me, it was a compliment.
     
  6. sammy

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    quick to judge?

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  7. marks0223

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    Basso is 1 of the maybe 10 or so conservative posters out of the 38,638 members on ClutchFans. You'll see him in the Debate and Disscusion section.
     
  8. madmonkey37

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    I think he had his body cavities violated with a strip search conducted by the TSA, just because he was trying to be a good citizen and point out some slacking TSA workers.
     
  9. Wack-T-713

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    lol no I won't be working for TSA.
    They're douchebags. With my security clearance I'll be able to skip everyone in line and get past TSA easily though.
     
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    Thanks for bumping this thread. I will bookmark it for future reference if needed.

    Oh, and I agree with whoever said what you do with your own time is your business. As long as you're not stoned during work, there shouldn't be an issue.
     
  11. Francis3422

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    mar1juana is now commonplace among our society. There are huge potheads that smoke all day every day, and there are folks who don't like drinking and just smoke a bit. I smoke a bowl or so 5 days a week and I have a family and a pretty lucrative regular job. There are a lot of people out there like that today.

    A lot of people want nothing more than to purchase small personal quantities and then be able to have it legally. Sadly, drug tests are a tough thing to cheat and I have taken 2 in my life and failed one and passed one.

    Fail Tactic- Tried an over the counter $50 dollar drink.

    Pass tactic- Obtained clean urine from friend and put in a tube shaped balloon. Tape the balloon on your leg an hour or so before and the urine will come to body temp (which they will check for the temperature as well). Most job tests they will not watch you pee, so I would go this route.


    Good luck.
     
  12. Wack-T-713

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    If I fail a CVS home drug test later this week, I'm going to fill a condom with clean piss, tie it real tightly and while im driving to the facility I'll keep it in a bottle water with hot ass water. I'll take it out in the parking lot and let it cool a bit so it wont be too hot.
     
  13. bobrek

    bobrek Politics belong in the D & D

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    Interesting. I'm a supervisor at IAH. I'll have to look into all the recent hires to see who you might be.
     
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    What happens at clutchfans Stays at clutchfans right?
     
  15. Wack-T-713

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    haha, well there was alot of people in this specific human resource department.
    Messed up though, it's not like I'm smoking crack. I even mentioned I don't plan on using anymore due to 6 month random testing policy. Plus you *** took like 4 months to call me back so I didn't know
     
  16. Wack-T-713

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    Good luck on tracking me down. All those terminals, all those human resource departments, all those stores and restaurants in each terminal. Here's a hint.
    I live in Spring :)
     
  17. Rip Van Rocket

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    I don't know if you will pass or not, but I give you A+ for effort. Good grief. :grin:
     
  18. Wack-T-713

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    haha yeah, thanks man. I'm not trying to miss out on this. Had I applied to them earlier I wouldn't even have been smoking in the first place but as I previously said, I didn't expect them to call me back, ever.
     
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    You shouldn't be doing drugs in the first place but to each his own. Good luck.
     
  20. bobrek

    bobrek Politics belong in the D & D

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    I love a challenge.
     

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