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How to Handle Proposition by Masseuse

Discussion in 'BBS Hangout' started by hotballa, Oct 9, 2015.

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  1. ROCKSS

    ROCKSS Contributing Member

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    35/HR is pretty dang cheap, maybe that's how she supplements her wage. Was this at a normal massage place or one of those "Modeling Studios" :) Seriously, I get one every so often and its $65/HR and I wish she would try that on me, I would go for the happy ending
     
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    How can you be a 99er AND NOT HAVE ANY REP!!! ... :eek:

    Now you do!!!! ;)
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  3. v3.0

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    Offer her a job at your laundromat.
     
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    Thanks Dude!
     
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  6. Granville

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    Lefruse to frip ova next time.
     
  7. crash5179

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    You said she did nothing overt and never touched your junk.

    So what exactly did she do to make you think she was coming on to you?
     
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    Would you have to give her a big tip if she handles your tip?
     
  9. Dei

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    Be mature about it and just tell her you wanted a normal massage. You know there are these kinds of masseuses around. Like another guy said above, they complement their wages through that. Don't embarrass her or anything for it. It's her job. You both just had a miscommunication on what you were there for.
     
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    Oh, those disgusting 'massage parlors'. I mean there's so many of them, though. Which one? Which one did you go to?
     
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    Pounded her chest and grunted.
     
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    I bet he started the whole exchange by sporting wood.
     
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    Stop going to prostitutes for massages?

    :confused:
     
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    Im guessing you were naive and didn't know you walked into a massage parlor.
     
  15. hotballa

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    yeah it is cheap and she did do good work. it's a pity.


    Light caressing of nipples, light touching of inner thighs. stood behind my shoulders and ran her hands from my chest down to beneath my belly button so that her breasts was hanging in my face. it was pretty obvious.

    Kinda funny. I've been getting massage therapy for years and this is probably the most direct proposition I've ever encountered.
     
  16. Liberon

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    Dude you gay.....
     
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    This. You're gay. Even if you're in a relationship and you didn't want the happy ending no strait man would complain on a message board about a "message thereapist" trying to earn an extra tip.
     
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    She's going to offer you viagra, next time
     
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    seriously, the protocol is, don't remove your underwear.
     

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