How many times a day do you.....

3-5 times during the offseason.

 

Me too.

 

Danny, how about a Fresca?

 

Three? Pffft, noob.

 

I keep checking to see if there is a new Melo thread.

 

Depends.... how hor** oh wait we aren't talking about fapping are we....

 

Depends on how slow work is. 2 at the minimum, 100 at the maximum.

 

Here all day 15-20 times...

 

We need the season to start.

 

I log in a lot, then make a thread and get insulted like 50 times, then I disappear for about two weeks and come back strong

 

I'm automatically logged in on my device, so whenever I...suggest clutch fans, it shows my search history and who has quoted/messaged me, right away

 

I have a tendency to check about 10-15 times a day, but that’s cuz I’m bored and browse the hangout/ DD

 

I check my dms for nudes twice a day

 

I pretty much stay logged on, checking to see what's up when the spirit moves me. That "spirit" has me here far more than I probably should be. I step away and this place keeps calling me back. I check it on vacation, here or overseas. 16 years of it. On one vacation several years ago, on a little island in Mexico, one of my kids managed to dump a large glass of water on my laptop, turning it into a large coaster. I think I was more upset that I couldn't log on here than losing the computer. Crazy, isn't it.

It's an addiction. I don't care.

 

I refresh myself at least once daily. I mean, it's a matter of prostate health. See: www.nhs.uk/news/cancer/frequent-ejaculation-may-decrease-prostate-cancer-risk/

As Freud said, "The subject of onanism is inexhaustible."

 

Considerably less since we struck out on LeBron. Prob 2x a day

 

I fapped 6x already today thanks to Ryno trade.


O wait i just read the whole question...

 

Hitting F5 like a BOSS. Is this real life?

 

Thank god for water resistant smart phones right? I am barely home and in front of a computer these days. So i check in every cigarette break or when I sneak off to take a dump. Clutchfans on the phone while taking a dump is better than the morning paper!