How Many Perfect Dumps Have You Had?

First one of the year

 

fiber is essential..

too many clean dumps

 

Wow, new time for everything!

 

I had one this morning. Could've gotten away without wiping. The surprising part about this is I had wings last night.

 

second one of the year

 

This happens when you eat a healthy diet with a high intake of healthy fats.

 

no. there's no explanation to why you dont get **** on inside ur ass cheeks. cuz i eat healthy and i always got mud butt.

 

I've had several OP. Just need to eat right.

 

I hope to have some soon after Ramadan is over.

 

How often do you have to go during Ramadan? Is it like every other day since not much food intake?

 

Maybe ur too fat and ur ass cheeks smudge it... For those that had perfect dunps are you all thin?

 

I took this stuff called Huma-worm about 9 months ago, and ever since my deuces have been just like a babies' consistency, which I have been led to believe is optimal.

Much better than pushing out those rabbit pellets.

 

now that I have a bidet installed in my house, I don't care how nasty the schit is, I get up fully cleansed

 

^I have one of those Japanese bidets, once you ahve that you'll never want to **** on any other toilet again.

And I probably have a perfect dump once a year. Twice if I'm lucky.

 

Na once a day usually.

 

I've been a lot stricter on my eating habits/diet and nearly every single one of my dumps for the past 3 months have been perfect. It's definitely a personal record.

 

I have them a lot. I have had a week or so straight of them. Best feeling ever.

 

Just had one. Saved me some toilet paper.

GO GREEN!

 

Just had a very impressive one in Miami airport. It looked Like about five feet of a single coil that came out in one shot. Even more impressive is that since I am coming from Peru there is the remains of Guinea pig and alpaca in there.