How Many 5-Year-Olds...

Says I can take 31 kids, Bring it!!

 

28 kids. I'm confident I could take a few more (because I used to do it for a living), but I didn't have any previous martial arts experience - I think that hurt my numbers a bit.

 

It doesn't seem like any number of 5 year olds would be able to take a grown man in good shape. I mean, what can a 5 year old do to a grown man?

 

29 and I'm fat. Take that you punk kids. Get off my lawn!! (Shakes fist)

 

me too brother

 

31 punks.

 

39! beat this!

 

they didnt ask any mental questions. such as how i can mentally shake them up.

 

i can only take 17.

 

I can take 24. One of them must be a young Chuck Norris or Larry Holmes.

 

15 , since i don't feel comfortable fighting5 year old children. I mean, unless they were bloodthirsty zombies, I don't see why I would be compelled to fight them.

 

12.

u guys must have no morals

 

All they have to do is hit your knees or ankles enough that you drop to your knees. After that, it evens things up quite a bit. If you drop down and they are swarming, odds are they'll take you pretty fast.