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How do I get my girlfriend to swing with me?

Discussion in 'BBS Hangout' started by heypartner, Jan 9, 2014.

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  1. heypartner

    heypartner Contributing Member

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    Been dating this girl for 8 months and we have progressed alot during the way in terms of the topic of swinging. Initially, she restricted me from swinging at all and now she's content with me going to swing parties every Friday. But she will never do it with me. Complains about the "smell" and moralistic values, blah blah blah.

    But I always craved a relationship where I could have three-ways with my significant other. Every time I bring it up, she rages on me. How can I change her perspective and make her willingly want to go to orgies with me? I'm desperate.
     
    #1 heypartner, Jan 9, 2014
  2. droopy421

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    First try peeing on her.
     
    #2 droopy421, Jan 9, 2014
  3. Joshfast

    Joshfast "We're all gonna die" - Billy Sole
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    If that doesn't work go for the German Shizer
     
    #3 Joshfast, Jan 9, 2014
  4. Raven

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    Meth? Nice troll post, though. If you were a real swinger, you'd simply ask your partners in debauchery for advice on the subject. :)
     
    #4 Raven, Jan 9, 2014
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    Do you have a big enough "Swingset" for everyone?
     
    #5 tim562, Jan 9, 2014
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    Ha ha.

    Waiting for the old man trying to get his old wife to walk around the park thread.
     
    #6 RocketRaccoon, Jan 9, 2014
  7. Toast

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    Piss on the slide and crap on the merry go round?
     
    #7 Toast, Jan 9, 2014
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    [​IMG]
     
    #8 Sajan, Jan 9, 2014
  9. boomboom

    boomboom I GOT '99 PROBLEMS
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    From the first post on, this thread is completely useless without pics (especially if successful). Swing away, heyp!
     
    #9 boomboom, Jan 9, 2014
  10. FLASH21

    FLASH21 Heart O' Champs

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    Is this what she's afraid of?

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    #10 FLASH21, Jan 9, 2014
  11. SwoLy-D

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    This will be a GREAT orgy. Invite me! :eek:
    Looks like you need a swinger's club or a swinger friend, not a girlfriend. Invite me again. :cool:
     
    #11 SwoLy-D, Jan 9, 2014
  12. Yonkers

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    I'm scared and turned on at the same time.
     
    #12 Yonkers, Jan 9, 2014
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