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Honey Badger = BADASS

Discussion in 'BBS Hangout' started by RoxSqaud, Jul 4, 2010.

  1. JayZ750

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    this guy's narration is great. the other video's he narrates are equally laughable. the jesus christ lizard is hilarious.
     
  2. rhadamanthus

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    Wikipedia says the darndest things.

    I...I don't even know what to say. A reversible anal pouch? Is that like the reverse dunk of the anal world? Of course I had to check the source for the "suffocating" comment...

    Not only is the gland a repository of the serious funk-butt odor, it can use this awesome power at will.

    More...

    And finally:

    This is the death star of anuses. A fully armed and operational battlestation that emits scents capable of gagging researchers and killing bees.

    Effectively, the honey badger's farts can kill bees. Holy ****.
     
  3. sealclubber1016

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    Wikipedia also says.

    Because of the toughness and looseness of their skin, honey badgers are very difficult to kill with dogs. Their skin is hard to penetrate, and its looseness allows them to twist and turn on their attackers when held. The only safe grip on a honey badger is on the back of the neck. The skin is also tough enough to resist several machete blows. The only sure way of killing them quickly is through a blow to the skull with a club or a shot to the head with a powerful rifle, as their skin is almost impervious to arrows and spears.
     
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