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Help... how do you get someone pregnant? GF and I going paranoid

Discussion in 'BBS Hangout' started by Outlier, Oct 9, 2010.

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  1. YaosDirtyStache

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    It took BP 100 days to figure it out, do you think some 19 yr old is smart enough to know that?
     
    #101 YaosDirtyStache, Oct 9, 2010
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    Penis too hard to put a condom on it.
     
    #103 Shaud, Oct 9, 2010
  4. The Drake

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    fixxxed.
     
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  6. Outlier

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    The reason I don't use condoms is a lot of my friends don't use them. they have sex a lot and they don't get anyone pregnant...

    We don't have those morning pills in this country I live in.. all i can do is pray.. i'm so not ready for this.. but whatever..
     
    #106 Outlier, Oct 9, 2010
  7. Outlier

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    but i'd actually like to hear some advice from someone who regularly doesn't do it with a condom and doesn't get anyone preggy.. that would be nice.
     
    #107 Outlier, Oct 9, 2010
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    sorry, i use birth control. it's a great invention. they'll have it available for men soon.
     
    #108 finalsbound, Oct 9, 2010
  9. Mr. Clutch

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    Why don't you ask your friends?
     
    #109 Mr. Clutch, Oct 9, 2010
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    shoot this guy an email:

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    I got a dental dam in the glove compartment of my truck...
     
    #111 moestavern19, Oct 9, 2010
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    That's probably just some good tang you were hitting, hence the jerk. Probably not the ejaculate type of jerk. I don't think you can c*m a little, go a bit more, and then come again. It's all or nothing.

    False alarm.
     
    #115 Jontro, Oct 9, 2010
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    Are your friends in the room watching you have sex? No? Then who gives a ****? If you really feel the need to bow to r****ded peer pressure then just lie. Wrap that **** up!
     
    #116 Cannonball, Oct 9, 2010
  17. Outlier

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    your post makes me feel a whole lot better about this... thank you.
     
    #117 Outlier, Oct 9, 2010
  18. Mr. Clutch

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    But if you're really scared, and don't want it to happen again, then wrap it up.
     
    #118 Mr. Clutch, Oct 9, 2010
  19. Outlier

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    This is actually the second time we have freaked out.. i'll man up and admit that we didn't learn the first time.. but damn.. it just feels so damn good and we're able to love each other to the fullest without it.. just being human..
     
    #119 Outlier, Oct 9, 2010
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    She's gonna break your heart.
     
    #120 RoxSqaud, Oct 9, 2010
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