Help... how do you get someone pregnant? GF and I going paranoid

this place is getting more /b/-like every day.

 

A penis is like a basketball player, it dribbles before it shoots.

DD

 

LOL at first I thought you were trying to get her pregnant. Wow, that's kind of a poor choice of words.

 

In the hangout there's a lot of potential for made up stories, so we're all oblivious at some point or another.

In this case, I think he's being real, since he's been consistent with his character/story and his posting pattern within threads isn't troll like.

 

jeez, there are children reading this board...

 

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Does that make Kevin Martin a premature ejockulator?

 

LOL the first post in this thread has the word "c*m" in it, I think we've already crossed that line.

 

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That is why I used the word Penis instead of ****.

DD

 

seriously no sympathy to the people who have unprotected sex than whine about the consequences. they hand out free condoms all over the place, don't be a lazy sht next time

 

The medical term is worse! At least with a word like ding a ling there is a little bit of leeway.

Thank you Steve Harvey.

 

You been hitting the Cab Sav early today DD?

 

Condoms severely limit your enjoyment... by a lot.

A couple of lives created for a few minutes of pleasure... whats the big deal.

 

This.

 

Well, the Anne-Hathaway birth control plan is almost 99% effective...

 

Clip not loading, so i'm not sure what you're implying using that quote, but can you edit that? I don't need other posters assuming it was me or asking if we're the same person.

 

Asstinance: "I'll do anything butt sex"

 

Yup.


Good work if you can get it.