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Help... how do you get someone pregnant? GF and I going paranoid

Discussion in 'BBS Hangout' started by Outlier, Oct 9, 2010.

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  1. finalsbound

    finalsbound Contributing Member

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    if you want to put her mind at ease, go buy a plan b pill at walmart. it's highly unlikely you got her pregnant with pre-c*m though. seriously, don't worry.
     
    #41 finalsbound, Oct 9, 2010
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  3. DarkHorse

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    Seriously though, for the sake of your unborn child, please consider adoption. :)
     
    #43 DarkHorse, Oct 9, 2010
  4. Duncan McDonuts

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    OP, here's how you get a girl pregnant.

    Make the OK sign with your index finger and thumb. Then take the other index finger and put it through the circle.
     
    #44 Duncan McDonuts, Oct 9, 2010
  5. RV6

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    Please tell me this isn't the same guy that was doubting loving his gf a month ago or whatever it was...if it is, you seriously need to speak with a counselor, a parent, big brother/sister, someone, anyone that's more experienced, in everything, not just sex.
     
    #45 RV6, Oct 9, 2010
  6. Invisible Fan

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  7. conquistador#11

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    When health education goes wrong?
    Sorry, I'm just not buying into this thread. To me, the OP is bored waiting for tomorrow's game against the Giants and he wanted to get a reaction out of us. Nope not buying it.
     
    #47 conquistador#11, Oct 9, 2010
  8. RV6

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    He's got a history of showing his, umm, youth? About 2 or 3 previous threads about his chick.
     
    #48 RV6, Oct 9, 2010
  9. Mr. Clutch

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    Wait.

    Is this the guy that isn't sure if he is even attracted to his girl? He wishes she had bigger boobs or something?
     
    #49 Mr. Clutch, Oct 9, 2010
  10. t_mac1

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    this is why we have so many unwanted pregnancies and abortions nowadays. gosh, sex education needs to be implemented in every high school.
     
    #50 t_mac1, Oct 9, 2010
  11. BrooksBall

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    That's pretty awesome. Somehow never saw it til now.
     
    #51 BrooksBall, Oct 9, 2010
  12. SuperBeeKay

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    9 months later I hope to see a "new Rocket fan" thread
     
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    This thread has potential for greatness
     
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    Abortion is against the will of GOD.
     
    #56 KingCheetah, Oct 9, 2010
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    pro at trolling oblivious people like yourself, imo :p
     
    #57 H-townhero, Oct 9, 2010
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    I knew there was a reason I came into . . er. . entered. . .er . .. opened this thread.

    Rocket River
     
    #58 Rocket River, Oct 9, 2010
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  20. Pizza_Da_Hut

    Pizza_Da_Hut I put on pants for this?

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    There are specific guidlines to getting a girl pregnant. Answer the following questions:

    Was she naked?
    Were you naked?
    Was she on top?
    Did either of you choke the other?
    Was it between the hours of 9:30 PM and 3:18 AM?
    Did she call you "Sanchez" somewhere in the course of love making?
    Did you pee afterwards (within 35 minutes)?
    Is she blonde?
    At any point in the love making did you picture any of the following men:
    • Steve Carrell
    • The black guy from Community
    • Sam Cassell
    ?

    If you answered yes to 3-6 of the questions you're pregnant. If you answered yes to the choking question it will be a boy. If you or she is in Junior College or High School add 2 more yes's.
     
    #60 Pizza_Da_Hut, Oct 9, 2010
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