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Help... how do you get someone pregnant? GF and I going paranoid

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  1. Blurr#7

    Blurr#7 Contributing Member

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    LOL!!" You must spread some Reputation around before giving it to RoxSqaud again"
     
    #21 Blurr#7, Oct 9, 2010
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  2. Pole

    Pole Houston Rockets--Tilman Fertitta's latest mess.

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    I think the chance of pregnancy from pre-c*m is very slim........something like one in ten. But the babies are usually r****ded.
     
    #22 Pole, Oct 9, 2010
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  3. Butterfingers

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    just go buy a plan b pill and stop being a poon. its like 40 bucks at walgreens
     
    #23 Butterfingers, Oct 9, 2010
  4. BrooksBall

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    She needs to get it on with another dude to counteract your sperm.

    It's the ONLY way. Hurry up, no time to lose...

    Please provide feedback. We're all deeply concerned.
     
    #24 BrooksBall, Oct 9, 2010
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  5. RoxSqaud

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    Deny it.
     
    #25 RoxSqaud, Oct 9, 2010
  6. REEKO_HTOWN

    REEKO_HTOWN I'm Rich Biiiiaaatch!

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    poasting in epic thread.

    Use the Coke bottle method ;)
     
    #26 REEKO_HTOWN, Oct 9, 2010
  7. Landlord Landry

    Landlord Landry Member

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    1. Have baby
    2. ebay
    3. ??????
    4. PROFIT!!!
     
    #27 Landlord Landry, Oct 9, 2010
  8. percicles

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    Child support!!!!
     
    #29 MiddleMan, Oct 9, 2010
  10. ChievousFTFace

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    Thethadius already knocked her up. Now you're gonna have twins!!!
     
    #30 ChievousFTFace, Oct 9, 2010
  11. PointForward

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    THIS ^ . 40 bucks, no baby, no problem.

    bunch of D!cks we have on this board
     
    #31 PointForward, Oct 9, 2010
  12. BetterThanI

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    OP in nine months:

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    #32 BetterThanI, Oct 9, 2010
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  13. The Drake

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    At first I was like

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    then I was like

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    #33 The Drake, Oct 9, 2010
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    At first I was like

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    then I was like

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    #34 BrooksBall, Oct 9, 2010
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    At first i was like

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    But then I was like this

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    #35 percicles, Oct 9, 2010
  16. AroundTheWorld

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    "How do you get someone pregnant?"

    My advice. Let BEAT LA explain to you how to do it. 100 % chance it will not happen.
     
    #36 AroundTheWorld, Oct 9, 2010
  17. BrooksBall

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    Lowry?
     
    #37 BrooksBall, Oct 9, 2010
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    #38 Rockets_4_life, Oct 9, 2010
  19. macalu

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    how do you get someone pregnant? by having unprotected sex.

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    #39 macalu, Oct 9, 2010
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