Parker, Ginobili Collapse after 48 minutes of Head Houston: (AP) "They just sucked for the entire game... I mean, on defense it was just blown assignment after blown assignment. The double-teaming was ineffective and it showed tonight," Spurs Coach Gregg Popovich said dejectedly after the crushing 102-82 loss to the Rockets in Game 7 of the 2006 Western Conference Finals. "After watching that for 4 straight quarters, I think I'm ready to gouge my eyes out," he continued. "I don't really know what they were doing out there, but to me, it looked like a big, sloppy mess... It's like they weren't even playing basketball... just constantly running into each other and flopping around together on the court like salmon..." befuddled, center/forward Tim Duncan said. "I will say this though: They're exhausted. They really left it all out on the court tonight. I'd sure hate to be the guy that has to mop that up." Towel Boy, Troy Baros was nowhere to be found after the game.
Head gets banged up going underneath... Head gets bruised going to the hole... Van Gundy gives Head more minutes...
"Eight seconds on the clock, the Rockets have to make a move... time running down. Head penetrates the hole and scores! How sweet it is!!!" - Gene Peterson
Head misses the hole again. Head gets a career high 5 assists. Heads penetration is causing Mavs lots of Havoc Head hits rookie wall.
It's going to be difficult for the announcers to say ANYTHING about the guy without it sounding obscene (to twisted people, anyway)... how will they handle it? "Head goes to the... I mean, Head pulls back and.. oh, Jeez, I mean, Head shoo... Head goes to the rack and fini... hey, look at these stats from the first half."
Let's hope we don't lose our Head when the game gets to crunchtime Don't you wish JVG had a Head full of hair? Who will Head the Rockets to a win?
