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Harden Has Jersey Retired at Strip Club

Discussion in 'Houston Rockets: Game Action & Roster Moves' started by el gnomo, Jul 27, 2017.

  1. napalm06

    napalm06 Huge Flopping Fan

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    No- this.
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    James is but the apprentice.
     
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    I swear these strip clubs must of ran through James mind as he was deliberating signing the extension!
     
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    Which strip club is it?
     
  4. Newlin

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    I think all the strip clubs. Probably had his jersey retired more than Jackie Robinson.
     
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  5. amaru

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    James appreciates big booties.

    Man after my own heart lol
     
  6. FTW Rockets FTW

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    Harden would be the first guy in NBA history to have his jersey retired at multiple clubs

    Vivid, Treasures, Centerfold, Scores, Mens Club

    Legend.
     
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    So nobody else can wear his jersey number at that strip club now?
     
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    pretty much . . . otherwise they get the MM jr treatment :eek:
     
  9. el gnomo

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    No males can wear his jersey. I'm sure he'd make an exception for the strippers... at least for the first 5 seconds of their dances.
     
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    then it's on you. (and mergady)
     
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    Well, Hey now! Go James Go!
     
  13. jeevinesh

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    That'll be most likely to happen if you are a shithead as well (or if you married one which means that your choices in life need to be examined).

    It's your karma biting you in the ass.. So you better find a way to bring out the best in him/her.

    :)
     
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    Lmao wow, I can't imagine that being the case here. There's so many other things that can garner more attention at the national level here, even if Harden did make the news, it wouldn't last long.

    US media tends to be biased towards ratings. They show what people want to see. The Trump/Russia **** show is a lot more interesting I guess. At least to the public here.
     
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    Hopefully Harden can convince an owner of some of these strip clubs to buy the Rockets. Could you imagine the half time shows. The after parties.... new rpd uniforms... make it happen Harden. We'd all be throwing dollar bills down the court.
     
  16. Brown Lost It

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    how do i know if im a shithead?

    ive seen many parents end up with 1 **** head out of 2-4 kids and theyre not **** heads.
     
  17. REEKO_HTOWN

    REEKO_HTOWN I'm Rich Biiiiaaatch!

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    A man who provides stimulus to the local economy. Probably tips more than Andre Roberson that's for sure.
     
  18. el gnomo

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    Bruh, Andre Roberson is never getting his jersey in the rafters at a place that heavily rewards tipping.

    Side note - can one of you good local brehs go to this strip club and take a pic of the jersey? Do it sneakily, as they generally frown upon pics at these fine establishments lol. You'd probably get 1000 likes for one pic.
     
  19. riko

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    Strip club HOF
     
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    Les is going to buy this club after he sell the Rockets , pure genius $
     
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