Harden getting his teeth fixed

getting grillz by johny

 

I'd hit it.

 

Chandler is offends.

 

Straight teeth are an underrated part of a successful NBA team. That's why the Mavs are so highly ranked.

 

Why is he getting his teeth straightened instead of practicing defense?

 

You're saying he needs to get his D fixed?

Well, umm....

Spoiler

:grin:

Oh right, his defense. DEFENSE!

 

Makes it easier to sell foul calls with straight teeth.

 

Didn't you read the latest sports analysis on defense? The best defenders in the NBA also have great teeth.

 

You gotta like Harden's approach. Straight or semi straight teeth are a privilege. I enjoy flossing and then brushing. That piece of mind of being able to achieve a thorough clean. I'd pay $1 million dollars for braces if I didn't already have semi-straight teeth. Not to mention you are doing your heart and cardiovascular a favor by be able to floss properly.

 

I think this should be pretty obvious...

Fixing teeth = more women/can get women more easily = less energy spent trying to get women = more energy left for defense = better defense.

Ergo, he's essentially practicing defense by fixing his teeth.

 

So when or will Anthony Davis fix his grill?

 

And people said he had few offensive flaws.

 

Most dudes, you see them and are a immediately repulsed by a female counterpart. You gotta speculate if Harden had a sister, she would be pretty decent. Let's be honest now. You see Harden's smile and it's a classic.

 

Braces... I remember Scola just having perfect teeth over night. Kinda surprising he's actually using braces.

 

He might Trademark it, now that Harden will have straight teeth.

 

Grown men (and women) talking about a 25 year old dude's teeth?

 

Never in my life have I seen a dude and wondered what he would look like as a female.

 

Just because I'm old doesn't mean I'm mature.



Also, have you seen the Lin/hotties thread? That thing's an abortion.

 

Good for him. Surprised it's taken this long for him to get braces.