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Happy Father's Day, mother f*****s!

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  1. Xerobull

    Xerobull You son of a b!tch! I'm in!

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    Enjoy your steak and new coffee mugs. Happy Father's Day.
     
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    Thanks, it's my first one.


    Happy Father's Day to everyone!
     
    #2 Two Sandwiches, Jun 17, 2018
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    congrats Eddie!! I'm on number 21, oldest daughter is climbing Machu Picchu today and texted at 4am to wish me a happy FD
     
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    Awesome! It's already been quite the ride lol.
     
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    FACEBOOK HAS MADE FATHER'S DAY CHEAPER.
     
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    My first Father’s Day.. !!

    And I’m stuck at work.

    FML
     
    #6 tochiee22, Jun 17, 2018
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    Happy Father's Day Clutchfans especially to the new dads. None of my family lives in Houston anymore but last year I got to take my dad around Houston, the first time he's been back in years and possibly the last time he will as international travel is very hard on him. While we were driving near Rice University he remembered our first house, really just half of a duplex, that we lived in Houston when he was young professor at Rice and mom was still a grad student. We found it and it was still there. I only have vague memories of living there but it was great to see dad reminisce about those days.
     
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    that's great . . . what did he teach?
     
    #8 Os Trigonum, Jun 17, 2018
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    He taught physics at Rice and then later he also taught a course in biophysics at Baylor College of Medicine. When I took him to Rice on the same trip we also found his office and the lab that he used to work at there.
     
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    Xerobull You son of a b!tch! I'm in!

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    What has two butts and kills people?

    An assassin!
     
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    What did Washington say to his men before they got in the boat?

    Men, get in the boat.
     
    #11 Os Trigonum, Jun 21, 2020
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    Xerobull You son of a b!tch! I'm in!

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    Why did the cop leave early?

    To beat the crowd!
     
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    Are we celebrating Fathers day with bad dad jokes?
     
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    Happy Fathers Day Clutchfans!
     
    #14 rocketsjudoka, Jun 21, 2020
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    Xerobull You son of a b!tch! I'm in!

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    Dad jokes.

    How do you know it’s a dad joke?

    When it becomes apparent.
     
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    [​IMG]
     
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    Number 2 for me :D
     
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    Xerobull You son of a b!tch! I'm in!

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    How do you tell a grape from an elephant?

    A grape is purple
     
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    My Dad doesn't even know who I am anymore due to ALZ dementia. But, Happy Father's Day, Dad. I miss your nagging and would give anything for a full blown nagging and tongue lashing right about now. I haven't been the same without you to talk to. Mom is getting a pacemaker put in right now so no seeing Dad today. I will see him next weekend.
     
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