Chuck Norris once at three 72 oz steaks in one hour. He spent the first 47 minutes having sex with his waitress.
Chuck Norris sold his soul to the devil for his rugged good looks and unparalleled martial arts ability. Shortly after the transaction was finalized, Chuck roundhouse kicked the devil in the face and took his soul back. The devil, who appreciates irony, couldn't stay mad and admitted he should have seen it coming. They now play poker every second Wednesday of the month.
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you take your anti-american self out of here. how dare you speak ill of Chuck Norris. For shame. I hope you are ready for a roadhouse kick to the face when you get home tonight. Chuck Norris never wet the bed as a kid. The bed wet itself out of fear.
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Everyone gets older. Chuck Norris just stays the same. Death doesn't stalk Chuck Norris. Chuck Norris stalks Death.
When chuck norris dies, everyones gonna be in denial and start saying that he's gonna return to save the universe or something like Jesus. I always wondered what norris thinks of these jokes since he's super religious