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Discussion in 'Houston Rockets: Game Action & Roster Moves' started by matthaus, Dec 12, 2006.

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  1. RocketsMac

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    ROTFLMAO

    super karate monkey death race car. :D :D :D
     
    #81 RocketsMac, Dec 13, 2006
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    Fatty, my sides hurt. That is some heeelarious stuff.
     
    #82 dandorotik, Dec 13, 2006
  3. RocketsMac

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    omg, I was lmao on these. I felt bad though after reading the last sentence. I thought it was a random idiot who loves to mess up his writing because I've seen a couple guys like that before (I just forgot their Names)

    is it only me, or did everybody think this had something to do with soccer and football at the same time? (penalty kick) and (secondary attack)

    it's alright man, I commend you for trying and I really like your enthusiasm. I would suggest that you post in Chinese because we have a lot of guys who can translate (I know Pruyen can do that pretty well)
     
    #83 RocketsMac, Dec 13, 2006
  4. RocketsMac

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    dude, I know I've seen this before, but what movie is it?
     
    #84 RocketsMac, Dec 13, 2006
  5. Fatty FatBastard

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    It's not a movie. It's from Newsradio.
     
    #85 Fatty FatBastard, Dec 13, 2006
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    One of the best shows of all time. Great reference there. BTW, I think in another episode Lisa talks about her brother creating a new video game called 'super karate monkey death race car'. She blurts the name out randomly because she didn't know the actual name. Good stuff.
     
    #86 professorjay, Dec 13, 2006
  7. Hank McDowell

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    The war feelings were high last night to be sure.

    I love the Chinese. My favorite people in the world!


    Yay for Chinese people!


    :)
     
    #87 Hank McDowell, Dec 13, 2006
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    lollll fatty! and nice thread matthaus!
     
    #88 qrui, Dec 13, 2006
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    Does backless stool refer to the bench or spineless poop?
     
    #89 NewYorker, Dec 13, 2006
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    You make me smile. Last night's game not so bad after reading your post. Thanks~ :)
     
    #90 warbirdzone, Dec 13, 2006
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    What is this guy talking about? like reading " The Emperor's new clothes". :D
     
    #91 ericmark, Dec 13, 2006
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    ROFL

    That show had it's moments... thx for sharing this one Fatty.
     
    #92 Cohen, Dec 13, 2006
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    Congratulate!
    So many foreign friends like your post.
    To be a chinese,I am glad to see this!
    Thanks NBA,Thanks Rockets,also thanks my brethren Yao Ming!
    Thanks!!! :)
     
    #93 Rainkky, Dec 13, 2006
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    I am Chinese and I feel embarrassed...if you don't know english ,pls don't post any more.just read .
     
    #94 jintian0411, Dec 13, 2006
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    I am sure the lake persons will have black stool after the game if T-Mac comes back.
     
    #95 ucansee2020, Dec 13, 2006
  16. smoothie

    smoothie Jabari Jungle

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    nothing to be embarrassed about. the thread starters english is better than my chinese!
     
    #96 smoothie, Dec 13, 2006
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    Your English does not sound like the English of someone who has a hard time speaking English. But it sure sounds like Babelfish English to me.
     
    #97 HarmLess168, Dec 13, 2006
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    What's wrong with the pipe? Post more, matthaus.
     
    #98 Deckard, Dec 14, 2006
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    for a second i thought i have lost all my english proficiency

    but yeah if you post something in chinese..i am sure people will translate it for you
     
    #99 hotblooded, Dec 14, 2006
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    While we're on the subject, sort of...


    The Top 10 Chinese Translations of English Movie Titles


    10> "Pretty Woman" - "I Will Marry a Prostitute to Save Money"

    9> "Leaving Las Vegas" - "I'm Drunk And You're a Prostitute"

    8> "George of the Jungle" - "Big Dumb Monkey-Man Keeps
    Whacking Tree With Genitals"

    7> "My Best Friend's Wedding" - "Help! My Pretend Boyfriend
    Is Gay!"

    6> "Babe" - "The Happy Dumpling-to-be Who Talks And Solves
    Agricultural Problems"

    5> "Twister" - "Run! Ruuunnnn! Cloudzillaaaaa!"

    4> "Field of Dreams" - "Imaginary Dead Baseball Players Live
    in My Cornfield"

    3> "Barb Wire" - "Delicate Orbs of Womanhood Bigger Than Your
    Head Can Hurt You"

    2> "Batman & Robin" - "Come to My Cave and Wear This Rubber
    Codpiece, Cute Boy"


    and TopFive’s #1 Chinese Translation of an English Movie Title...


    1> "The Crying Game" - "Oh No! My Girlfriend Has a P*nis!"
     
    #100 topfive, Dec 14, 2006
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