[Grantland] Harden Love and Harden Hate

I care less about dudes who just don't like the Rockets and more about dudes like Shaq who simply spew incorrect information.

 

Can you imagine what our offense would be like if we had actual 3 point shooters instead of those who pretend to be one?

 

Did Kirk not get the CFans memo?

We do not run plays. There is nothing beautiful to our offense. We just iso Harden and pray for the best. Nothing is planned or practiced.

 

Hallelujah, Kirk Goldsberry. We need something to restore our faith in the Church of Harden and his disciples. Isn't Goldsberry known for his shot charts and statistics? So he's become a believer.

 

Those were not even is best passing plays. He's got ones that were more sublime.

Surround the guy with dead-eye shooters, Morey!

 

A lot of people were saying that Ariza and Beverley fit like a glove playing with Harden.

 

You need to look at the list of the players he hated so that you can realize its actually an honor to be hated.

 

I like the first one better.

Grantland is really slipping hard into Universal Generic Metrosexual Urban Ethnically-Ambiguous Sexuality-Ambiguous Millennial Hipster Voice in all of their articles.

Not that there's anything wrong with that.

 

I literally lol'ed when I read the line below in the Harden hate article. There may be some truth to that statement by Rick Fox.

 

The irrational way the dude wrote about how he doesn't like those guys makes me wonder how many he actually likes. Guy might just has problems to be able to like somebody.

 

That was fantastic

10/10 would "run it again!"

 

If Clutch isn't writing it, I'm not reading it. Anyone who writes about my team outside of Houston can suck my old balls.